As someone who was born, raised, and still resides smack dab in the middle of the US, surrounded by corn and cows, there is somewhat of a unspoken rule we midwesterners live by. “Don’t eat dead whales”

I only ate one

Sick bastards eating a whale alive..

But what’s actually wrong with grabbing a lil piece of meat to cook up at home?

Minus morality

You found the loophole

I swear, she said she was alive.

Kos, or some say Kosm.

In this economy with food prices the way they are, I guess the warning was required.

Literally 1984

Some people in the middle of the country have had to try to use deer and other wildlife hit by cars despite being discouraged I can't imagine this is any different aside from the time the animal was dead prompting the warning.