Submitted by Old-Bottle-9850 t3_yxj3oj in nottheonion
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GetlostMaps t1_iwp4j20 wrote
I only ate one
bonesnaps t1_iwso2la wrote
In this economy with food prices the way they are, I guess the warning was required.
redditaccount71987 t1_iwz34mt wrote
Some people in the middle of the country have had to try to use deer and other wildlife hit by cars despite being discouraged I can't imagine this is any different aside from the time the animal was dead prompting the warning.
Dry-Classic8836 t1_iwps510 wrote
But what’s actually wrong with grabbing a lil piece of meat to cook up at home?
Dry-Classic8836 t1_iwps5ox wrote
Minus morality
TheJunklest t1_iwq1mcf wrote
I swear, she said she was alive.
Witty-Ad2637 t1_iwrvchz wrote
Kos, or some say Kosm.
renegadetoast t1_iwwow57 wrote
Literally 1984
NotFrank t1_iwp0jox wrote
As someone who was born, raised, and still resides smack dab in the middle of the US, surrounded by corn and cows, there is somewhat of a unspoken rule we midwesterners live by. “Don’t eat dead whales”