Submitted by WorthlessNotUseless t3_yxfg9i in nottheonion
fucktrutin t1_iwoim0u wrote
Does this guy have a driver's license?
cosmoboy t1_iwokhmf wrote
Yeah. He took it off a homeless guy when he was 15.
fucktrutin t1_iwom0z4 wrote
He's cracked, and I have sympathy for brain damage, but not OK with him being in the run for an office that could cause so much chaos.
SpecialistSimple6 t1_iwpymxc wrote
Legit made me laugh.
Kbdiggity t1_iwos9n6 wrote
He has several. That makes him a DMV official.
Kemosaby_Kdaffi t1_iwp3g19 wrote
And a sheriff’s badge
Mega-Steve t1_iwq8skz wrote
He got a crown from Burger King, so he's royalty now
fucktrutin t1_iwosqay wrote
Got it.
dmk_aus t1_iwq4sbv wrote
He just flashes "his police badge".
SweatyTax4669 t1_iwq6lc1 wrote
Of course he does. It's totally a real one. Definitely didn't pick up a novelty version off the back of a box of cracker jacks.
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