Well that's something.

Jealous. Nah, maybe not.

What kind of alien are we talking here?

Undoubtedly impregnated with human embryos in the rectal wall, because if you want to mass produce humans, the rectal cavity is the way to go.

Seems like a pretty standard level of strangeness for a town councillor.

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"Speaking on Channel 4's documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee, he explained, "I thought, 'They're not Mommy's hands; Mommy's hands are pink, and Mommy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there's four of them.'

"I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying, 'I am your real mother; I am your more important mother'.""

I think guy's got a few more problems than aliens...

What's up, and politicians and weird sex. If it ain't a woman sitting on cakes, it's banging an alien.

Is it Herschel Walker?

ET bone home

His Freudian complex sounds like something out of this world...

Legal or illegal?

People who vote for people like this should not be allowed to vote any more.

Alien: Salivation.

That's what your mom always says.

Sitting on cakes? What’s the story of this?

There was a politician a few years back who was caught on camera wanting a woman to sit on top of some cakes. Apparently it's like an actual legit fetish

This article is from 2013.

Facts