"Speaking on Channel 4's documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee, he explained, "I thought, 'They're not Mommy's hands; Mommy's hands are pink, and Mommy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there's four of them.'

"I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying, 'I am your real mother; I am your more important mother'.""

I think guy's got a few more problems than aliens...