Submitted by ticklish-wizard t3_yxeen8 in nottheonion
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Bumm_by_Design t1_iwouupm wrote
His Freudian complex sounds like something out of this world...
Fourty9 t1_iwoivip wrote
ET bone home
GetlostMaps t1_iwp4c7b wrote
Alien: Salivation.
GlobalTravelR t1_iwoihq5 wrote
Is it Herschel Walker?
jjnefx t1_iwof9v4 wrote
Undoubtedly impregnated with human embryos in the rectal wall, because if you want to mass produce humans, the rectal cavity is the way to go.
GetlostMaps t1_iwp4d8e wrote
That's what your mom always says.
NazzDX t1_iwofhhk wrote
Seems like a pretty standard level of strangeness for a town councillor.
GetlostMaps t1_iwp46rm wrote
People who vote for people like this should not be allowed to vote any more.
millsj402zz t1_iwujp5z wrote
Facts
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_iwobe5y wrote
Well that's something.
-MotherNight- t1_iwoe51x wrote
What kind of alien are we talking here?
Political_Fishbulb t1_iwuhyap wrote
This article is from 2013.
fucktrutin t1_iwocc8b wrote
Jealous. Nah, maybe not.
[deleted] t1_iwofiu2 wrote
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LuminousJaeSoul t1_iwoiav0 wrote
What's up, and politicians and weird sex. If it ain't a woman sitting on cakes, it's banging an alien.
CowFckerReloaded t1_iwrpjl3 wrote
Sitting on cakes? What’s the story of this?
LuminousJaeSoul t1_iwrtk0i wrote
There was a politician a few years back who was caught on camera wanting a woman to sit on top of some cakes. Apparently it's like an actual legit fetish
Humble_Travel_1305 t1_iwovxkh wrote
Legal or illegal?
Unitedsquadron t1_iwofw7a wrote
"Speaking on Channel 4's documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee, he explained, "I thought, 'They're not Mommy's hands; Mommy's hands are pink, and Mommy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there's four of them.'
"I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying, 'I am your real mother; I am your more important mother'.""
I think guy's got a few more problems than aliens...