Submitted by Dr___Krieger t3_yx1aw3 in nottheonion
OutlandishCat t1_iwmt6j9 wrote
this is one of the first headlines on this sub that made me stop and reread for a few seconds
Dr___Krieger OP t1_iwmuio5 wrote
Heard it on my radio show today, I immediately thought "that's the onion".
Then they said "this is an actual story" and I just kinda sat there and stared off. Unimaginable
oxnardhard t1_iwnvfu9 wrote
Buddy what radio station, just out of curiosity?
somegurl408 t1_iwo95kf wrote
He's not your buddy, Guy.
JJK-85 t1_iwok40o wrote
He’s not your guy, pal.
Im_not_creepy3 t1_iwoqfh7 wrote
He's not your pal, friend
CozMrOTW t1_iwosfqh wrote
Hes not your friend, homie.
Senorsaz t1_iwot86x wrote
He's not your homie, mate
A_True_Loot_Goblin t1_iwov8nb wrote
He’s not your mate, dude
Larmefaux t1_iwoy8sp wrote
He's not your dude, bro.
hokarina t1_iwoyzme wrote
I'm not your bro, chap.
DeltaFoxtrotX7 t1_iwozbrw wrote
I'm not your chap, man.
iHeartOTD t1_iwpk7fr wrote
I'm not your man, sir.
OutlandishCat t1_iwppgki wrote
I'm not your sir, chap.
DeafShadow t1_iwprp2f wrote
I’m not your chap, bro.
OutlandishCat t1_iwpsi6a wrote
I'm not your bro, chum
somegurl408 t1_iwqu5hb wrote
I'm not your pal, buddy.
Dr___Krieger OP t1_iwnvyws wrote
Green Beans
Pochusaurus t1_iwn7soq wrote
she wanted to join the mile high club with him
_Kramerica_ t1_iwnme0y wrote
With all the insanity of world these days it’s very hard to get a true wtf /r/nottheonion post but this definitely achieved that.
theonetruejay t1_iwnzw7p wrote
Agreed. Reads like it was written by bad AI.
Gabzop t1_iwpnm3m wrote
Yeah, holy shit.
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments