Submitted by VonDrakken t3_yx04lf in nottheonion
Frankenfucker t1_iwmcnht wrote
Fucking hell...is it already almost time to let her out of her box?
Gooddude08 t1_iwn41bs wrote
According to her social media accounts, midnight of November 1st is when she is released from her hibernation.
sikopiko t1_iwnh6sh wrote
Thawing of The Carrey
In cinemas this Christmas season. Michael Bublé sold separately. Batteries not included.
eight_legged_beefy t1_iwrfczp wrote
What movie would have batteries included?
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redditingtonviking t1_iwnw3tz wrote
Too soon. The Christmas period starts December 1st or first Sunday of advent, whichever comes first
freewave07 t1_iwo4lb9 wrote
So when I worked in retail the game was how far into the season you could go before hearing the titular line
In store record was four days
Hidden_Chin t1_iwo88n3 wrote
Whamageddon is also another one which is fun to play this time of year
Stranger_n_Stranger t1_iwoepuw wrote
Whamageddon?
dance_x2 t1_iwonmwo wrote
Whamageddon is technically the same game but with Wham’s “Last Christmas”.
Stranger_n_Stranger t1_iwouvom wrote
Oh ok got it thx
digitalhermit13 t1_iwpdvra wrote
Christmas starts on September 1 on my side of the planet.
AduroTri t1_iwnu1rd wrote
Retail radios are the others that do this too.
toilethumah t1_iwosik2 wrote
[distant rumbling and air raid siren]
InGenAche t1_iwq0lqp wrote
Yup and if there's snow on the ground it means a white Christmas.
GetlostMaps t1_iwml7rz wrote
I like to imagine her spending 11 months of the year getting new plastic surgery and then healing ready for December..
Frankenfucker t1_iwmldkj wrote
Like Darth Vader in his meditation chamber.
ishipbrutasha t1_iwncktm wrote
I was gonna say: Bacta.
ObsessionObsessor t1_iwnpjci wrote
Batax
MrSpecialEd t1_iwnya8v wrote
Botox
Nop277 t1_iwmue39 wrote
I've heard rumors of movements coming from Michael Buble's cave...
a4techkeyboard t1_iwntwv1 wrote
Ah, I consider Michael Buble the second Queen of Christmas.
InGenAche t1_iwq0op7 wrote
Justin Hawkins has entered the chat.
Coletrain-Z t1_iwmpgxu wrote
"OH'OOOOH I......DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS....."
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cbbuntz t1_iwnu16f wrote
I don't think younger generations are going to know any of her other songs, but they'll all know the Christmas one
Frankenfucker t1_iwnutj4 wrote
The current and previous generations are blissfully ignorant of her other songs. Everything I know by her was learned against my will.
cbbuntz t1_iwnvkaq wrote
I'm kinda just thinking about how her Christmas album wasn't that big of a deal when it came out, at least not compared to her other stuff. She's he was huge. I never hear anything else from her except for the Christmas song now.
I was more of a Whitney fan.
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jl_theprofessor t1_iwncc8u wrote
I already heard the song a few days ago.
lucellent t1_iwn8ntt wrote
She is almost defrosted.
Plasticjesus504 t1_iwniyjq wrote
Hahah the troll is gunna crawl out from under her bridge.
Mr_MacGrubber t1_iwnljmq wrote
I started hearing it in Walmart on fucking November 1st.
dug99 t1_iwpbiw2 wrote
Maybe I'll get less downvotes for repeating "all I want for Christmas is for Maria Carey to shut the hell up" on this sub than the other one that triggered all the Mariaphiles. Meh... I'm prepared to take that risk!
dh4645 t1_iwnr2gq wrote
Almost? She's out baby
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paulusmagintie t1_iwnviqt wrote
Last year bieber tried bit we fucked him off in 2 weeks
360walkaway t1_iwnzrkt wrote
More like three weeks ago
songintherain t1_iwo2e96 wrote
Oh she’s been out. They started playing all I want for Christmas on local radio on Nov 4.. NOV 4!!?? it’s not even thanksgiving yet.. SMDH
Lee1070kfaw t1_iwos93i wrote
I heard that goddamn song 11/03/2022 in a grocery store
Crabsticks_Man t1_iwpv50c wrote
I hear it already in a shopping center
Fabiankh5757 t1_iwnvw9p wrote
😂😂
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