Submitted by AsslessBaboon t3_yvwhwo in nottheonion
ethan_prime t1_iwgxsk3 wrote
Every pitch meeting needs to have someone with a dirty mind to tell people when something looks even mildly inappropriate.
Gizshot t1_iwhy2s6 wrote
My gf thinking of kids names and I'm sitting there with my idiot brain coming up with insults or jokes for everyone of them, told her she can have a name if I can't make fun of it in less than a minute
kpmelomane21 t1_iwi29o1 wrote
That is exactly what you need to be doing. Kids are creative, and mean. You also need to consider initials because my friend was gonna name her son Andrew with a middle name Scott and their last name starts with S...
AnyImpression6 t1_iwslwo3 wrote
On the plus side, he'd have the high score at every arcade.
joshhupp t1_iwi08r2 wrote
Lol that's how we settled on kids names too
AOCismydomme t1_iwjkw6t wrote
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akio3 t1_iwhg32f wrote
It’s useless, though, if no one listens to them:
FreddieDoes40k t1_ixo5sfp wrote
We're on the same wavelength because my mind immediately snapped to that sketch.
Ukabe t1_iwhayet wrote
They knew it already.
koei19 t1_iwhwc6d wrote
False. Nobody actually knows what a clitoris looks like.
MediumToblerone t1_iwir37o wrote
There’s literally no way to know what they look like.
thatswherethedevilis t1_iwjqg9e wrote
Pfft. As if they even exist.
OsamaBinNoodles t1_iwkl34k wrote
I got reprimanded at my internship for “sexually harassing” someone. Our boss was telling us about how they were creating a new initiative titled BBC. At lunch, with the other interns, I told one of my male friends about how bad an idea this was and how people will make fun of it. We started laughing and a female intern asked what we were laughing about. I told her. Next day I am asked to go to our bosses office. He tells me the female intern complained to him that I made sexual comments to her. So, I had to apologize to her and the other female interns. Anyways…they didn’t listen to me and the city got some good memes out of it.
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bluebook21 t1_iwjxaoy wrote
And we will call them "teenagers"
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