Destination_Centauri t1_iw83rf1 wrote
Reply to comment by samsonite1020 in Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant
What possessed you to make such a terrible pun?
seth928 t1_iw8b6ph wrote
What else would sheet walkers do?
mosssmonster t1_iw8n5h5 wrote
We had this crazy guy once who was known as "The Sheet" because he would run into this mall I worked security at dressed in a white sheet like a ghost, squat down and take a dump right in the middle of the food court, and run away, escaping before security could nab him every time. We never caught the guy either, no idea what his deal was!
Some may call him a freak, but I say "That man was The Sheet!"
(Yes stolen joke... But funny.)
TheLurkingMenace t1_iw9usig wrote
Take my upvote and get out.
darkest_irish_lass t1_iwa6uga wrote
Who-you-gonna-call girl
AmethystOrator t1_iw8b9a6 wrote
Seemed insubstantial to me too.
drivingsansrobopants t1_iw8jjex wrote
I can see thru this attempt at a pun thread.
samsonite1020 t1_iw95obf wrote
Dad jokes are mandatory to keep the card
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