samsonite1020 t1_iw821tv wrote
Looking for a "BOO-ty call" I suspect
Destination_Centauri t1_iw83rf1 wrote
What possessed you to make such a terrible pun?
seth928 t1_iw8b6ph wrote
What else would sheet walkers do?
mosssmonster t1_iw8n5h5 wrote
We had this crazy guy once who was known as "The Sheet" because he would run into this mall I worked security at dressed in a white sheet like a ghost, squat down and take a dump right in the middle of the food court, and run away, escaping before security could nab him every time. We never caught the guy either, no idea what his deal was!
Some may call him a freak, but I say "That man was The Sheet!"
(Yes stolen joke... But funny.)
TheLurkingMenace t1_iw9usig wrote
Take my upvote and get out.
darkest_irish_lass t1_iwa6uga wrote
Who-you-gonna-call girl
AmethystOrator t1_iw8b9a6 wrote
Seemed insubstantial to me too.
drivingsansrobopants t1_iw8jjex wrote
I can see thru this attempt at a pun thread.
samsonite1020 t1_iw95obf wrote
Dad jokes are mandatory to keep the card
calvincrack t1_iw8h4nm wrote
Ghostitutes
apstls t1_iwaqts3 wrote
A few more puns like this and the ghostitutes will wish they could die a second time
eighty2angelfan t1_iw82ifp wrote
Groan
Austoman t1_iw854u3 wrote
Ah must be autocorrect.
They want Groin.
eighty2angelfan t1_iw8a1s1 wrote
Ugh
HoppityHooper t1_iw8lbt8 wrote
Stealing this.
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