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_SurfingKoala t1_ivb4m2o wrote
Used?! Where's the body?!
mtwstr t1_ivbahvl wrote
Graveyard rats took it
Girls_are_pretty t1_ivbpi6v wrote
I just started watching cabinet of curiosities and am literally 3 minutes into “Graveyard Rats”… I’m assuming I’ll get this joke in another 20 minutes or so
SiNDiLeX t1_ivcehye wrote
Did you enjoy the inside joke?
Girls_are_pretty t1_ivcex69 wrote
Yep yep yep
Honkeygrandmabetripn t1_ivd2au1 wrote
Girls are just farts
acidwxlf t1_ivddtgx wrote
Loving the show so far. The Autopsy is my favorite episode, so well done
Girls_are_pretty t1_ivdj71m wrote
I agree. That one particular scene where the hairs on the back of neck raised actually made me feel actual unease which I think the last time I felt that was watching a horror movie when I was a kid.
VoidbringerEden t1_iveplyc wrote
What show
acidwxlf t1_ivewrls wrote
Cabinet of Curiosities on Netflix
obsessivesnuggler t1_ivfgceb wrote
Kind of loses steam after that episode.
acidwxlf t1_ivfqfhx wrote
Yeah I think it's up and down, very dependent on the directors style and the quality of the story being adapted. I'm a Lovecraft fan so I really liked Pickman's Model and Dream In the Witch House (also watched the Masters of Horror episode on the same story, fairly different interpretation). My least favorite episodes were actually the first two. Lot 36 and Graveyard Rats.
obsessivesnuggler t1_ivfr8sr wrote
Mine was the one with Micucci and skin lotion.
acidwxlf t1_ivfryju wrote
Least favorite? I actually really liked that for the creepy factor. They nailed the aesthetic. I'm a big Martin Starr fan
Shitmongaloid t1_ivdki9w wrote
Cats ate her face
TheJollyHermit t1_ivcgaap wrote
They got better
Nwcray t1_ivct9gu wrote
A newt?
TheCovfefeMug t1_ivd8kbi wrote
BURN HER ANYWAY
Maldibus t1_ivck668 wrote
Sometimes I dig up all the bodies in my colony and stuff them in the crematorium. Especially when the graveyard is on some prime real estate. Smokeleaf is more valuable than dead raiders.
muzza299 t1_ivd9lok wrote
Who tf buries raiders? That's free nutrient paste right there.
At the very least turn them into kibble.
Terror_Raisin24 t1_ivb81y4 wrote
Traded in at organs shop
shadoweiner t1_ivd5bms wrote
I think i walked into the wrong organs shop, all i saw were brass pipes
FreddyDeus t1_ivci92x wrote
In the stockpot.
psibomber t1_ivd728q wrote
Old woman who found the big toe in the woods, is that you?
FreddyDeus t1_ivdvno2 wrote
No, I’m just a normal bloke being frugal in these challenging economic times.
Darkwolfie117 t1_ivctj2g wrote
Dead
caninehere t1_ivcwg61 wrote
Used for Halloween decorating.
hypnos_surf t1_ivdsdb6 wrote
The body was most likely cremated. They only used a coffin for the service/wake.
DoBe21 t1_ivetbbv wrote
This or it was just the display and that model is discontinued and someone bought it for their future funeral at a super cheap rate. One of my older neighbors did this and has his in his shed. Kind of different, but it will save his family money come funeral time.
big_juice01 t1_ivb5lr3 wrote
I’m not so sure I wanna know…
Bubbagumpredditor t1_ivb76hu wrote
I wanna know. If I'm buying a coffin, I want a discount if it's empty.
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teplightyear t1_ivcjy5v wrote
lmao Yeah, this article fails to ask the important questions.
Undying4n42k1 t1_ivd202u wrote
Someone invented necromancy.
smotstoker t1_ivbe6o3 wrote
Off trying to find Gizmo to ask where there fucking coffin is.
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