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i-opener t1_iv3b3of wrote

>The 45-year-old had stepped out of her car in a residential area in St Gallen in northeastern Switzerland, probably in order to get something out of the boot, regional police said, according to the Swiss news agency ATS.

>But then the car, which was on a slight slope, began rolling backwards.

>The woman had attempted in vain to stop the vehicle, before falling to the ground and was run over a first time.

>The car had then rammed into another vehicle and rebounded back in the opposite direction, running over the woman a second time, police said.

>But the car then hit a sidewalk, sending it back towards the woman and running her over a third time, before finally hitting a wooden barrier and coming to a halt.

THAT is some motherfuckin' looney tunes shit! Are they rebooting Christine or something??

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TaxiFare t1_iv4h51t wrote

It's like when a Loony Tunes character steps on the same rake multiple times in a row.

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yiannistheman t1_iv6350b wrote

I thought for sure the car was made by Acme and her last name is Coyote.

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immibis t1_iv4usir wrote

Turns out she was also a bricklayer using a pulley to lift bricks up...

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random_user_169 t1_iv88x0m wrote

That was such a hysterical recording, and I also. Thought of it when I read this...

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KentuckyFriedChildre t1_iv668ey wrote

The only thing that would seperate this from an actual onion article would be if they put "allegedly", "has claimed" etc with every single statement.

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seti_m t1_iv391fr wrote

I bet it happened on a Monday. Sounds like Monday luck.

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pyky69 t1_iv3lzyf wrote

I actually have done this to myself; not three times but have run myself over with my own car. Luckily I was driving a Smart car lol.

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f03nix t1_iv5ds4u wrote

Doesn't sound that smart if it runs over its owner.

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cahog58161 t1_iv48nbp wrote

Jesus, are you okay?

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Gr1mmage t1_iv4h6su wrote

I mean it's a smart car, they probably picked it up and placed it down somewhere more suitable afterwards

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fieryblender t1_iv3layt wrote

This has to be a world record of some kind.

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Salarian_American t1_iv4n6wv wrote

For fun, I tried to imagine how this happened before reading the article. The best I could do was that someone fell out of their car immediately after driving over the edge of a large half-pipe.

But the actual story is actually more ridiculous.

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ean5cj t1_iv3b0uz wrote

Their car's had enough...

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exb165 t1_iv4ictx wrote

Here's my question... if this happened to you, would you ever tell this story to anyone? If so, how?

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mariegriffiths t1_iv3gg0q wrote

I know a guy that was run over by hus own vehicle but just the once.

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Inconceivable-2020 t1_iv6i0wt wrote

That's an awful lot of defiance of the laws of physics for one car.

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futureformerteacher t1_iv4lph5 wrote

I've only run myself over twice with my own vehicle. And that was on different occasions.

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CertainCertainties t1_iv6yml7 wrote

Sounds like a certain car didn't want to go to the carwash.

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fogdukker t1_iv434j3 wrote

There has to be video of this...this is the internet!

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