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overtimeout t1_iupo4pa wrote

Reply to comment by FriedScrapple in Twitter’s $20 verification charge, because you should pay Twitter to promote Twitter. by Core1989

He bought the Tesla brand. He didn't invent shit. People keep forgetting this.

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FriedScrapple t1_iuposi6 wrote

I’m too distracted by his hair plugs and how he can’t keep a woman.

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Uncynical_Diogenes t1_iur2pzi wrote

Do not forget his freakish, block-shaped torso.

Ribs like a fucking pet crate.

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FriedScrapple t1_iur79aj wrote

Some people are saying his real mother was one of the enslaved trolls his father bewitched to run his diamond mine, who forced him to adopt Elon in order to escape a terrible curse. I’m not saying it’s true, I’m just saying that people are saying it.

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Shorty604 t1_iut6xz2 wrote

Lol you're on that train too? The only thing Tesla had was a name when he joined up with them. They had no car, no protype, the founder and CEO eventually got ousted by the board for assembling a car that costed more to build than it was being sold for.

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