Submitted by ChocolateTsar t3_yjqy09 in nottheonion
jimb2 t1_iuquy84 wrote
There's a girl in my house who claims to be my daughter. Well mannered, great cook, speaks Spanish beautifully, no ideas what she's saying.
RetardMcChuckle666 t1_iurgooa wrote
No that is MY daughter. I want her back as soon as you have her debarked.
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