Cue for network rail to spring into action ...

At least it wasn't a tramp on the track again...

Let's not jump to conclusions

Pictured: some tracks and a trampoline; gotta love visual aids

This story is bouncing all over the place

Sir toppam hatt was very cross

Just in case you've forgotten what either of those things look like. Very helpful.

Though they could at least have rotated the trampoline in ms paint to make it look like it was blowing onto the rails.