Submitted by GrievousInflux t3_yiv2q6 in nottheonion
VegetableReport t1_iul58hl wrote
Reply to comment by AhbabaOooMaoMao in 2 Utah Cities Ranked Among Worst to Survive Dragon Invasion by GrievousInflux
A slowly drying salt lake that’s going to spit out old arsenic deposits and make us all sick.
Also the ancient dragon slumbering at the bottom of the lake is probably an issue as well if the sun wakes it up.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iularbr wrote
Ancient dragon probably ranks at the bottom of Utah’s very long list of issues. Honestly it might even be an improvement. Might bring in some tourism dollars.
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