Seems reasonable.

No jury in the world would convict you

Well that’s different

I wanted to stab a friend of mine who once brought Dollar Tree steaks to a cookout, cheap bastard. I spent almost $200 on brisket, everyone else splurged on craft beer, and this motherfucker had the unmitigated gall to bust out fucking $1 ribeyes.

Hmm which dollar store?

We need the update, did you end up going????