Submitted by jstohler t3_yhmwc9 in nottheonion
RPDRNick t1_iuepws4 wrote
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't remember your own children.
GetlostMaps t1_iuerjjn wrote
"Not gonna affect me."
Taps head.
"Was that a knock at the front door or the back door?"
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