whiterac00n t1_it52bxj wrote on October 21, 2022 at 12:07 AM

#159,536

His “masculinity” is certainly going to be threatened in prison with some bigger stakes. That’s about the only way this seems oniony

explosivelydehiscent t1_it556ct wrote on October 21, 2022 at 12:28 AM

#159,734

Replying to whiterac00n (#159,536)

I think OP is implying that not everyday a man gets beat at basketball by a woman and after that small chance he shoots her. That's oniony. Based on some Reddit AMAs and askreddits, I don't think prison sex happens as much as people like to think it does.

Mecharonin t1_it55r6l wrote on October 21, 2022 at 12:32 AM

#159,802

I'm starting to suspect that "sports builds character" is the second biggest lie I was told growing up.

MissaLayla t1_it56p6s wrote on October 21, 2022 at 12:40 AM

#159,866

small dick energy

infamousj012 t1_it588yu wrote on October 21, 2022 at 12:51 AM

#159,977

Replying to explosivelydehiscent (#159,734)

like; i was in for two years and the only ones i heard about getting it were the ones offering; take that how you will.. they did 😅

BearItChooChoo t1_it5cpna wrote on October 21, 2022 at 1:24 AM

#160,343

I hope the case is a slam dunk.

willzmath t1_it5g03e wrote on October 21, 2022 at 1:48 AM

#160,582

Replying to BearItChooChoo (#160,343)

This guy took things too personal, foul example of a human being.

thbkpeach t1_it5mpc5 wrote on October 21, 2022 at 2:37 AM

#161,117

Now the world knows he lost

ChickenXing t1_it63f8q wrote on October 21, 2022 at 5:06 AM

#162,122

Taking sudden death elimination too literally

aaron4mvp t1_it693q6 wrote on October 21, 2022 at 6:11 AM

#162,457

Did the police do their job and arrest him? Or did a hostage negotiator take care of this piece of shit?

squirt619 t1_it6bhcu wrote on October 21, 2022 at 6:42 AM

#162,599

Replying to Mecharonin (#159,802)

What was the biggest lie?

Joesphsmother-32 t1_it6c4rk wrote on October 21, 2022 at 6:50 AM

#162,638

Me omw to sort by controversial:

Joesphsmother-32 t1_it6c6h8 wrote on October 21, 2022 at 6:51 AM

#162,641

Replying to squirt619 (#162,599)

That it is illegal to turn on the light in the car

TrainingDismal172 t1_it6n73a wrote on October 21, 2022 at 9:26 AM

#163,174

It's always violent or violence related shit that happens near my birthday. Last year the zodiac killer was found and in my hometown 1 of the meth dealers was beaten to death in the extremely haunted forest.

serenasplaycousin t1_it6ob3w wrote on October 21, 2022 at 9:42 AM

#163,227

Toxic masculinity

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#163,718

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