Submitted by Rebellion2297 t3_y955ba in nottheonion
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dreamcastfanboy34 t1_it3oazh wrote
Of course it's a private religious school
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SlothOfDoom t1_it3u4q5 wrote
Or announce it to people on it.
SlothOfDoom t1_it3u9v2 wrote
SirFancyPantsBrock t1_it3v3pk wrote
Rule one of having a hit list, you never write it down
Solo_is_dead t1_it3zgvn wrote
The worst part is after the school found out they allowed the teacher to go home but didn't tell the kids or the kids parents what had happened.
Randomcommenter550 t1_it43v2v wrote
"East" Chicago? That's gotta be a suburb SOUTHEAST of Chicago, right? Pretty sure the only thing directly east of Chicago is a big lake.
Mental_Medium3988 t1_it471a7 wrote
could be worse.
Sir_Snugglekins t1_it4ce9p wrote
I like to think it's a boat village sprawling out into the lake complete with markets, schools, and a post office. In the winter the children play hockey out on the ice, a game the unlucky and the heavy occasionally do not survive
Unhappy_College t1_it4mt1z wrote
Not in Chicago.
LylesDanceParty t1_it4pqjh wrote
What's the point of writing it down?
You somehow hate certain people enough to want to kill them, but you can't remember which ones you hate that much?
SelenaQueso t1_it4r4vq wrote
Yeah, East Chicago is actually in Indiana. So is New Chicago. It’s like a Kansas City situation.
Mecharonin t1_it4s4h4 wrote
Of course it's a Catholic school.
Killing people for not listening to him is God's favorite activity.
CaptainMacMillan t1_it4ucdx wrote
Captain Holt?
TheHiveminder t1_it5cbth wrote
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Majesty1985 t1_it5iotf wrote
You need to be able to cross off names though. Especially if your old high school bully reaches out to apologize before entering an academic decathlon
SirFancyPantsBrock t1_it5jjfo wrote
Man I'm glad I called that guy
chupathingy99 t1_it5svhv wrote
Can confirm, fat as fuck, am dead.
bluebook21 t1_it5xl0s wrote
Why was she not hospitalized? She literally uttered the hold criterion multiple times and is now suicidal/homicidal and disgruntled. Plus, she has a plan and a hearse, apparently.
MacaroniEast t1_it5xszt wrote
A lot of people*
I think everyone, no matter what, have one person they would put their morals aside for.
madteaparty55 t1_it60qne wrote
In red lipstick
Majesty1985 t1_it60uyx wrote
Celebratory lipstick
Separate-Owl369 t1_it654mo wrote
I have a list of people I’d pay to punch in the face. Some of those people, I’d pay for my wife to punch in the face.
shastadakota t1_it6zqe6 wrote
This is not in Chicago, this is not even in Illinois. This is in the red state next door, and not a very nice place if you ever have to visit.
shastadakota t1_it6zwei wrote
No, there is a shithole called Indiana.
shastadakota t1_it7011a wrote
Not Chicago. This happened in the red state to the east.
Zwets t1_it7e32p wrote
Would you pay your wife, or would you pay the person to let your wife punch them?
...This is such a confusing statement.
Free-form_Suffering t1_it7gy4v wrote
Teacher: "I thought it was Catholic perish school".
Separate-Owl369 t1_it7kbo8 wrote
I have no problem paying either one of them or a 3 rd party.
datagirl60 t1_it7y5ke wrote
Kudos to the the kids that listened and reported! I bet many adults had heard her talk about it and brushed it off like they did to many school shooters.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_it85b3c wrote
When I was in High School a history teacher was fired for throttling a student in his seat in front of 20 or so other students. Shortly afterward he was an armed guard at a Nuclear Power plant.
deadonthei t1_it8eaxp wrote
Why am I hearing the song telephone lines by elo
SenpaiPingu t1_ita9h1p wrote
During my gr 12 year, our french immersion (im canadian) teacher who we were with for 4 years told us that teacher DO talk mad shit about students and gossip the fuck out of us.
So they know exactly who the idiots and delinquents are and will know how to deal with their shit.
4Blu t1_itfdxvr wrote
It's right next to South Detroit.
menlindorn t1_it3nexh wrote
Oh great. Now there's no kill lists. They're really making it hard to be a teacher these days. /s