Submitted by TheSenateRises t3_y15px6 in nottheonion
bropower8 t1_irvoxys wrote
The headline makes it sound like his full name is Tyrone Sex Offender
Mikimao t1_irvqz37 wrote
His mother never gave him a chance
GetlostMaps t1_irxlv6r wrote
No wonder he's unmarried. Dating must be hard with that name.
[deleted] t1_irxauxo wrote
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Private62645949 t1_irxhxix wrote
Yes but how many are named Tyrone Sex Offender?
jordantask t1_irxxpey wrote
I knew a Chad Rapist once.
StNowhere t1_iryacjy wrote
Was his middle initial D?
70sbananatits t1_irz6osz wrote
How many Chads did they rape?
jordantask t1_irz9a9n wrote
All the Chads.
All. The. Chads.
compsciasaur t1_irzjgif wrote
All of them.
Flaky-Leader-6056 t1_irybklv wrote
Not all Tyrones!
Humane-Human t1_iry1zui wrote
he abused his mother and grandmother.
"The court was told eight women, including his mother and grandmother,
had taken non-molestation orders against Feeney. He also has convictions
for assaults and breaches of court orders, with the majority of his
offending occurring while intoxicated. "
Mikimao t1_iryijne wrote
r/wooosh
Humane-Human t1_irynavy wrote
Ok buddy
Good_Philosopher_653 t1_irzmelo wrote
>belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/n...
What's that old joke; naming someone "Jeeves" is dooming them to servitude?
MinnieShoof t1_irvr9po wrote
That, or he assaulted someone named Tyrone.
Rachyoff t1_irvrist wrote
Or that he is a known sex offender in a place called Tyrone.
gregorydgraham t1_irvup8f wrote
Nah, that would be absurd. Why would anyone call their town Tyrone? Might as well can it Kevin.
gregorydgraham t1_irvx94d wrote
I knew the Yanks would deliver
thatthatguy t1_irwd52p wrote
Could be worse. Could have named a town Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. But I guess they only used that name once, so that’s something.
Edit: it’s decided. I’m going to learn to pronounce that word and name a town “New Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”.
Lubberworts t1_irwe4e4 wrote
Doesn't that translate to Tyrone?
CraftyArmitage t1_irxbdxs wrote
I'm not sure what it translates to, but I believe its pronounced "Tyrone"
Lubberworts t1_irxda5w wrote
Oh yes, TIL.
Plus_Ambition6514 t1_irycshq wrote
Why does this remind me of Kirk from Gilmore girls...
xavier120 t1_irww3rf wrote
Somebody enjoys Scandinavian weather forecasts.
overly_unqualified t1_irwftui wrote
Yah that’s up on the highline. Miserable area
BrandoThePando t1_irx4r1b wrote
That's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Pearse_Borty t1_irwnktq wrote
The county is called Tyrone. Pronounced Tir-owen, anglicised from Tír Eoghain
Igor_J t1_iry9jza wrote
There is a Tyrone on the west coast of Florida.
kevnmartin t1_irwfao7 wrote
Hey!
Lebenkunstler t1_irw8s1t wrote
Exclusively people named Tyrone.
MuperSario-AU t1_irzkg0u wrote
kid named sex offender:
Artnunymisss t1_irvveh3 wrote
Hello, American, Tyrone is a place in Ireland.
_limitless_ t1_irvx3vr wrote
Oh, I get it. The satire is that he's not from a real place. Clever!
Residual_Marinara t1_irx8o5n wrote
"Sex" is my middle name.
mxlun t1_irw28le wrote
I laughed harder at this than I should have
ErictheStone t1_irx5wvv wrote
That's the most SoundCloud rapper name I've heard all week.
stopcounting t1_irx8o79 wrote
"You don't need to be defined by your name, Tyrone!"
memberflex t1_irxfmgp wrote
Howard Moon, colon explorer
lordlossxp t1_irx74r2 wrote
Sounds like a roger persona from american dad
jolly-jasper t1_irx0qvz wrote
No relation to Florida Man.
ensanesane t1_irxho7b wrote
Tyrone, the original Karen as far as unpopularizing a name goes
NightWolfRose t1_irxhrb7 wrote
This was a horrible story, so I really needed this laugh afterwards, thank you.
jordantask t1_irxxlxq wrote
Oh, didn’t you hear?
He tried to change it to Tyrone Rapist but they wouldn’t do it so they all compromised on Tyrone Sex Offender.
GreenRiverJiller t1_irz9hrv wrote
That reminds me one of the two most popular singers in Kazakhstan. Billy Sexcrime
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