Submitted by mutantbabysnort t3_xwiuxe in nottheonion
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Welcome_A_I_Overlord t1_ir6x8nx wrote
Or Guy Fierri… smoked venison in flavor country
bigbangbilly t1_ir7cpq5 wrote
Probably taste like gasoline which incidentally can be used as a solvent to extract cocaine
DamnBunny t1_ir716t4 wrote
This here! Is why I come to this sub.
amplikong t1_ir889w4 wrote
For real, I watched too many movies like his growing up, and now part of me is always waiting for something to explode.
shoonseiki1 t1_ir99yp8 wrote
Guess Michael Bay movies are more realistic than we thought.
GenericMemeLord t1_ir6omn3 wrote
But alas, it was not a deer, but a vengeful druid.
ThouKnave t1_ir6x3a6 wrote
How else was it going to cast a fire spell on the enemy, after stunning them with a ramming attack?
joaosturza t1_ir8mqga wrote
cast heat metal upon ye tesla batteries
RPDRNick t1_ir702ks wrote
BAM-bi.
redditsux4me t1_ir8nz39 wrote
BAMBI-QUE! ♨️♨️🥩🥩
buzzonga t1_ir70srz wrote
If the deer had burst into flames that would reaally have been something.
jjw21330 t1_irbxr4r wrote
Or if the flames burst into deer
unicorn-semen t1_ir6tw8h wrote
That'll buff right out.
magicmeatwagon t1_ir6uk2t wrote
Now THAT’S how you barbecue!
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peensteen t1_ir7qwuq wrote
First thing I thought of were those damn chickens.
FatDesdemona t1_ir6q3rm wrote
This definitely happened in at least one episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
RPDRNick t1_ir6zsf5 wrote
Walker told me I have AIDS.
FatDesdemona t1_ir70hrp wrote
😆
That one was actually on TV yesterday.
Riptide360 t1_ir6ou4w wrote
What was the make of the vehicle? EV or ICE?
timojenbin t1_ir6wos9 wrote
ICE, from the pic.
TheSchlaf t1_ir70oku wrote
Probably a Kia.
peensteen t1_ir7qz1x wrote
IED
mutantbabysnort OP t1_ir9av0m wrote
IEDeer?
bossy909 t1_ir783rb wrote
Fuck yeah.
Is this MacGruber?
I cannot stop watching
GoarSpewerofSecrets t1_ir794x0 wrote
Pinto Burns!
TroutComplex t1_ir7jiu1 wrote
Does the pope live in the woods? Do Pintos explode?
paganisrock t1_irc1qve wrote
Only if the driver reversed into the deer.
The360MlgNoscoper t1_ir9bmya wrote
Every car is a Pinto
Abeacc t1_ir7kikp wrote
I’m waiting for the onion article of “Deer hits car, deer bursts into flames”
fuzzybat23 t1_ir78koa wrote
In true Holiwoo fashion.
sujaysukumar t1_ir8ag3g wrote
Deer Today, Gone Tomorrow
robmapp t1_ir8obwn wrote
Oh deer!
mutantbabysnort OP t1_ir9atzb wrote
Dad?
Mauzersmash0815 t1_ir6scv5 wrote
Just hit a deer 2 weeks ago doing 100km/h. Very glad i didn't hit it straight on
gisco_tn t1_ir7rx4k wrote
I didn't know deer could run that fast!
Dirty_Entendre t1_ir6yozd wrote
Don't fuck with Ukrainian deer. They just don't give a shit what you think is supposed to happen.
redditkot t1_ir71r0e wrote
Is the deer okay?
AGDude t1_ircsuvs wrote
It's dead.
Nopenothu t1_ir7k1yj wrote
Insert Pinto Joke here, even though the Chevy 1500 saddle side was more likely to catch fire.
(side rant) just like how everyone jokes about Alabama but ignores New Jersey.
peensteen t1_ir7r6s2 wrote
The deer had cast Flame Cloak beforehand.
8MinuteAbs t1_ir84z9j wrote
OP needs to post this on r/fuckcars.
notusbor t1_irlsmpl wrote
ALAN DRACULA!
jjw21330 t1_irbxo0z wrote
”Recent confirmed reports that the driver exploded only moments later”
Remorseful_User t1_ireg60z wrote
Well... that bucks the trend.
Standgeblasen t1_isi8rki wrote
Australians say “trow anudder shrimp on da barbie”
Minnesotans say, “ya gotta preheatcha grill ta 65mph an’ den juss aim forda head.”
Forever_Overthinking t1_ir7s097 wrote
Suddenly electric cars seem a lot more appealing.
Chompchompers t1_ir8pwai wrote
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, because it doesn't say what model the car is and electric cars have been known for their spontaneous self-combustion capabilities.
35Lcrowww t1_ir6oe59 wrote
As reported by Michael Bay