Submitted by Roflkopt3r t3_125h24e in nottheonion
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CornisaGrasse t1_je4gic6 wrote
Sounds legit. Two thumbs up!
wagnus_ t1_je4oh42 wrote
sure I could give ya a lift, where ya headed?
FullOfStarships t1_je4qi9t wrote
This sounds like someone who would fit right in at the University of Woolaramoo:
CornisaGrasse t1_je59wrr wrote
Apparently, to get implants and a makeover 😂
timojenbin t1_je6hlf1 wrote
This is the smartass middle schooler who says he will research boobs in college, and then does (but badly).
butchpoptart t1_je49i5k wrote
Solving the world's mysteries one hitchhiker at a time