Submitted by nimobo t3_124xnal in nottheonion
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ChewyRib t1_je1jtm2 wrote
I started going to Amerstam in the 80s and it has always been my favorite destination..but...the damn young male Brits always roam the streets in herds and can be major assholes trying to fight and general hooliganism.
never fails
TheReapingFields t1_je1k3bh wrote
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Sometimes, increasingly in this age of farce, I find it difficult to enjoy being a citizen of the United Klusterfuck of Great Britain.
dirtmother t1_je2go74 wrote
Also mushrooms/truffles...
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[deleted] t1_je1f2a3 wrote
It’s the fookers who only drink and love causing trouble…
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OneHundredEighty180 t1_je44t30 wrote
WOOF! WOOF!
sausages
LilG1984 t1_je8x7xq wrote
Just don't serve any decent tea, biscuits or British beer. That'll keep them away.
A brit.
synthjunkie t1_je394ye wrote
Party poppers in the government I see
TheReapingFields t1_je1ekqa wrote
Oh for fucks sake. Look, there's only one good reason (and a bunch that just aren't) to go to Amsterdam, and that is to smoke some herb, openly, without threat of arrest.
How the HELL are my fellow Brits getting this wrong? How does one fuck this up? It is SUPER simple, right? You book a hotel near a good coffee shop, you go to the coffee shop, get a drink, a snack and a big fat spliff, you go to space, float back to the hotel and trip your nuts off, you get munchy, you eat, you pass out, and do the whole fucking thing again tomorrow, causing trouble for no one. WHY IS THIS SO APPARENTLY COMPLICATED?