Submitted by MobiuS_360 t3_123xxzq in nottheonion
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openly_gray t1_jdwy7we wrote
Well Utah as an aspiring authoritarian theocracy can relate
SelectiveSanity t1_jdx81o3 wrote
...until China tells them they're not interested in converting to Mormonism.
Graega t1_jdxg8lv wrote
The Mormons are too uneducated to realize there are more Chinese than Mormons in the world.
danceswithtree t1_jdxhl6e wrote
But what if the Mormons start baptizing dead Chinese like they do with dead Jews? That could even out the numbers real quick!
And in case you were wondering if baptizing dead Jews is a thing, sadly it is.
naptastic t1_jdxk3n2 wrote
Jon Huntsman Jr. was governor of Utah before being appointed ambassador to China in 2009. I dunno if that's relevant.
SelectiveSanity t1_jdxosoj wrote
They also don't realize their are more Asian American's in the US then their are Mormons either.
Dyanaya t1_jdxqqf1 wrote
Not only in the US, all over the free world. China slowly buys off our politicians, our land, our companies, and our freedom!
Iamthekingoftheecho t1_jdy0iem wrote
I was researching the house I grew up in in Utah and the previous owners had six children. One of the sons obituaries stated that he had sixteen children, 186 grandchildren, 137 great grandchildren and 4 great great grandchildren… it is mind boggling how many humans can result from two people wanting to get down.
gisco_tn t1_jdy1p6d wrote
You jest, but this combination has happened before...
Toatsmkgoats t1_jdy2n8c wrote
Mormons are highly educated redditor
jsp4004 t1_jdy3yfr wrote
Can Americans, since its called a democracy, just vote out all the propaganda outlets and trump and joe biden and Democrats and Republicans. Just like fuckin all of them.
MonkeyPawClause t1_jdyexcy wrote
Indoctrination isn’t education my dude.
FullOfStarships t1_jdzg1z3 wrote
Some cultures have "1, 2, many" as their counting system.
I think the Mormon version might be 1, 2, 3,... 144000, many. 😊
Count_Elrond t1_je0zzbz wrote
WeirdAFNewsPodcast t1_je2vqre wrote
Unlikely? LOL. If there's any state that would be China friendly it's Utah.
Fastriverglide t1_je9ccp5 wrote
Not unlikely to anyone who knows them both.
lifeaintsocool t1_jdwtvt0 wrote
With China being a country in Utah, it's not so unlikely