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mrbrendanblack t1_jdlg994 wrote

So his testicles died but he’s okay? Weird headline.

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Mental-Lobster t1_jdlhs2d wrote

she squeeze it till the landlord died, dude that's really going to hurt like hell

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Amerikkona t1_jdlorh8 wrote

If you squeeze someone's balls, can you kill them?

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Mikeavelli t1_jdmhn9e wrote

She squeezed them and now he's dead. I see no other rational explaination.

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YuanBaoTW t1_jdlmpnc wrote

This highlights the stark difference between real life and porn. In porn, the electricity bill situation gets resolved in a totally different way.

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killerbee2319 t1_jdmcump wrote

Maybe he was seriously into cbt, and that's what he demanded...

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Iamauniqueuser t1_jdnqo9h wrote

Cognitive Brain Therapy?

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killerbee2319 t1_jdnttq0 wrote

Oh, sweet summer child... cock and ball torture.

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Iamauniqueuser t1_jdnzc4g wrote

Is that one of those brightly colored Mexican games where you have the ball on the string and are trying to flip it into the cup?

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BaldPaii t1_jdlh5ix wrote

I wonder what the actual cause of death was? It seems to me that just the dragging of the guy around by his balls was the actual cause of death.

"He added that during the disagreement, Ossai grabbed the private part of the deceased and dragged him with it."

"The landlord fell to the ground unconscious and was rushed to the Ota General Hospital where the doctor on duty pronounced him dead."

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8plytoiletpaper t1_jdllyox wrote

Tbf, nut pain could easily cause someone to faint.

Fainting on the other hand is a surefire way to do some knocking on your nuggin'

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Keman2000 t1_jdlrrip wrote

Heart attack and stroke are possible due to the stress. Terrible situation.

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mr-louzhu t1_jdpmcdk wrote

Believe it or not it’s possible for someone to die of shock, and sudden pain to the testicles can induce said shock. Men have literally died from being kicked in the nuts.

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Antiquemooses t1_jdlfrk3 wrote

people really underestimate the value of having utilities included in your rent

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bmccooley t1_jdllxxx wrote

That's the worst written article I have ever read. I have no idea what happened.

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AurumArgenteus t1_jdm7396 wrote

They disagree, it took almost no time to research, write, or edit. And yet, the headline got you to click on it, them a page view, and possibly even some advertising revenue.

Can you imagine a better ROI article than that?

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supersecretaqua t1_jdodq94 wrote

I mean that doesn't mean the article is written well. Just means it doesn't have to be to make money. Which we've known for awhile.

Still OK to be annoyed by it.

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SevroAuShitTalker t1_jdmgdjc wrote

"What are you in for? I killed my husband with kitchen shears"

"I shot a man who catcalled me"

"I squeezed my landlords nuts til he died"

everyone else takes a step back

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asw329 t1_jdlkzb5 wrote

testikill

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Zorothegallade t1_jdmke3a wrote

Other souls must be asking that guy: "How did you die?"
"Deez"

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sinncab6 t1_jdlluy6 wrote

And I thought my wife busted my balls over the electric bill

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Rhodog1234 t1_jdnxtqb wrote

Gives new meaning to Grapes of Wrath

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rood_sandstorm t1_jdlhsup wrote

Looks like she found her calling, some people pay for that stuff

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brookedits t1_jdlkw9q wrote

Testicular torsion can be so painful that it can lead to death, but man, I never knew it was possible.

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matsu727 t1_jdmsdxn wrote

Damn that is an absolutely frightening way to die. I had no idea nut trauma could be fatal. 😳

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Omnizoom t1_jdoxlz6 wrote

Enough pain and stress could induce a heart attack

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tangcameo t1_jdnre80 wrote

I’m so glad I’m not a caretaker anymore. 🏀 🏀

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bookcreative t1_jdo4lds wrote

Well, that’s not a move we were taught in Army bootcamp, but it would probably kill me that’s for sure.

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Thialase t1_jdnelir wrote

now the dumb idiot doesn't have to worry about the electricity bill.
She'll be going to prison =)

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Zeduca t1_jdnpwkt wrote

The deceased doesn’t have to worry about the bill too. There. It is even.

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ShrekJohnson27 t1_jds2voj wrote

Yeah except the landlord doesn’t have to realize he threw away his life over nothing

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Visitant45 t1_jdpaid2 wrote

If someone ever grabs your balls put your thumbs in their eyes. Trade balls for balls.

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Tfaonc t1_jdpl0er wrote

Was that written by a child? "The police boss"? Seriously?

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ShrekJohnson27 t1_jdn1d7g wrote

Hopefully she gets what’s coming to her

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Professional_Fox4467 t1_jdrscix wrote

Hope that they free her. He fucked around and found out. And I want to see the autopsy report so we can find out what actually killed him.

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ShrekJohnson27 t1_jds26ma wrote

Next time you have a dispute with a landlord or shit boss you should employ these tactics and get a free pass to jail

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Professional_Fox4467 t1_jds4wca wrote

I'm not putting much faith in people who instead of waiting for the actual cause of death loudly declare his "balls were squeezed to death". I have severely blasted my own before and about puked a few times. The article clearly shows they are not the sharpest tool either

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colborne t1_jdn6twr wrote

Gonna be the next TikTok trend ........

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gio_pio t1_jdpgw1q wrote

This should be cross posted to r/notmyonions

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BozoidBob t1_je0dszw wrote

Now I finally understand all the concern about drag queens!

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ESOCHI t1_jdpfm5b wrote

Ha! (She) got em.

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SPITFIYAH t1_jdna19a wrote

One for me, one for her I guess. Good grab.

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SilasX t1_jdmgmpr wrote

No no no, she didn't squeeze his testicles, she had her karate instructor mentor figure do it/Cobra Kai

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Iron_And_Misery t1_jdlh9fe wrote

God forbid women do anything

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Dingo__Bingo t1_jdmv559 wrote

God forbid a woman squeezes a guys nuts till he literally fucking dies

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Iron_And_Misery t1_jdow7bk wrote

Occupational hazard for a landlord

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bloodmonarch t1_jdpg7ao wrote

Maybe if you fear for your balls so much you are not suited for a job where you get your balls busted

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