stingring_vagblaster t1_jdl8j7c wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:26 AM

Phoenix Wright doesn't look so silly now

TheLittlestTiefling t1_jdl9s2c wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:42 AM

witness testimony music intensifies

SaintBanquo t1_jdlosev wrote on March 25, 2023 at 9:17 AM

I love when something makes me think about the fact Von Karma must have stayed up all night furiously retraining that parrot's responses.

Its so silly, and it brings me so much joy to this day.

EndOfTheLine00 t1_jdob2zl wrote on March 25, 2023 at 10:23 PM

Underneath that smug ass smile he is secretly thinking "God, I'm sleepy"

Ugluduckie t1_jdl9zn6 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:44 AM

Don’t forget dl-6!

[deleted] t1_jdl8vp7 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:31 AM

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HopeFox t1_jdld4z1 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:26 AM

Cute story, but the bird didn't give "testimony", it was just a lead for the investigation.

Heineken008 t1_jdpb7wr wrote on March 26, 2023 at 3:02 AM

Yep the dude confessed.

stopmakingsents t1_jdlaou7 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Bird law, etc

TobiasMasonPark t1_jdoj3j3 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 11:24 PM

I don’t speak parrot, but I know a bit of pigeon, so hopefully it translates.

PM_ME_YOUR_GREYJOYS t1_jdl3x1m wrote on March 25, 2023 at 4:35 AM

Black Mirror: Crocodile 2: Electric Cockatoo

AaronMcScarin t1_jdlgdgt wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:11 AM

We need an expert on bird law for a case like this…

Septopuss7 t1_jdmaiwv wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:31 PM

I really hope they used one of those itty bitty bibles to swear him in

RogerMiller6 t1_jdlawjv wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:56 AM

Jesus is watching you…. Braaaaawk!

biff444444 t1_jdmn2u0 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 3:09 PM

"Polly want a felony."

jimi15 t1_jdldyfv wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:37 AM

Wasnt this a Tintin plot? Fiction becoming real.

mamawantsallama t1_jdl6wa4 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:07 AM

Seems legit

DrRadd t1_jdnnbep wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:26 PM

Waldo from Twin Peaks

mybustlinghedgerow t1_jdn4wo2 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:16 PM

“Leo, no!”

Zorothegallade t1_jdnsgbv wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Don't forget DL-6!

zephyredx t1_jdnteo1 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:10 PM

EDGEWOOOOORTH!

mykidlikesdinosaurs t1_jdlm25p wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:36 AM

It was the plumber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTEeJE3tzDE

squishopotamus t1_jdm69zr wrote on March 25, 2023 at 12:52 PM

I knew I got the right pet

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