Submitted by gooddealjoe t3_11yqgf3 in nottheonion
kpanda91 t1_jd951dx wrote
They're urging people to post proof at ShowMeTheToes.com. Are we sure that's what the website is for? I'm not checking.
Lurkist t1_jd989ri wrote
Missouri is known as "The Show Me State". Its a nickname we still use but abandoned all meaning behind quite some time ago.
gooddealjoe OP t1_jd95rsk wrote
Yes, the website also has video of the church claiming said miracle and they contradict themselves lol.
ChesterKatz t1_jd98pxf wrote
What was the contradiction? (Genuine question -- I really can't stomach watching any more of that video.)
TactlessTortoise t1_jda0cob wrote
I'm imagining them just saying they fixed the wrong foot every time lmao
AlmostButNotQuit t1_jdaumhg wrote
Right?
throwawayforyouzzz t1_jdcdf4f wrote
Left
ChesterKatz t1_jddzeds wrote
She still has only 2 two toes on one foot, but now has 8 toes on the other. It averages out, I suppose.
handsforhooks44 t1_jdcgmue wrote
I just watched all three videos on the website and didn't catch any contradiction. Unsure what OP is referring to.
violetsprouts t1_jd9edvt wrote
Even if it's not meant for foot fetishists, it's gonna attract foot fetishists. I also didn't check.
thismightbelong t1_jdbtumn wrote
I can’t believe that website name wasn’t taken already. Maybe that’s the real miracle here
paleotectonics t1_jdcg38g wrote
The real miracle is the toes we lost along the way.
llc4269 t1_jdci5ts wrote
Oh, yeah. It's a legit site. They even say you can email them videos and pics at wewillacceptproof @ gmail. LOL They have zero photos of feet. But there are 3 videos of the pastor, some other church elder, and the woman all talking about this miracle that no one seems to be able to verify. (I am SOOOOO shocked by that.)
This kind of thing pisses me off so much. If this had actually happened (it didn't) the pastor and woman would be falling ALL OVER THEMSELVES to show those toes and their full functionality after a single day. People like this are the worst.
GuardMost8477 t1_jd9wvrs wrote
It’s fine. I checked. The original video and the purported tie grower has a video. 😅
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