Submitted by SnooStories6404 t3_127dowq in nottheonion
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-Little-death- t1_jedqxbp wrote
I used to think Jim's mowing was a local business specific to my small town and a girl from schools dad was Jim.
RPDRNick t1_jedsmos wrote
I dub thee Sir Lance-a-Lawn.
GetlostMaps t1_jedvld9 wrote
He can declare himself a Christmas ham if he wants. It doesn't change anything.
Medibrotation t1_jee7cyy wrote
Rich boomer is still upset about lockdowns because they stopped his income. Yawn..
ScottyfromNetworking t1_jee820x wrote
Hmmm. Going to go with Jim’s Feudal System.
Phlanispo t1_jeevbzt wrote
Wow, this is crazy. Jim's Mowing is a pretty big company, although they often pretend to be small for marketing purposes. Apparently the founder has always been crazy, I guess.
The_Gumbo t1_jedpq5l wrote
hail to the king