Submitted by xanh86 t3_11wrpzd in nottheonion
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Tamaska-gl t1_jd0hprr wrote
So… how was the head?
[deleted] t1_jd0mkbm wrote
I politely declined lmao
HMS-Kaiser t1_jd0vdvo wrote
A likely story
Fire_Frog_ t1_jd22sqo wrote
I’ve never had any complaints
Whifflepoof t1_jd2lf8g wrote
Got any weed? ☺️
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MysteryMemeow t1_jd29z9z wrote
A person who sells cannabis
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BloodyStupid_johnson t1_jd69n42 wrote
Want a blowjob?
scornedknight t1_jd00hh1 wrote
Probably the first person using Grindr to find pussy 🤣
DogfishDave t1_jd0m5p8 wrote
Well... you have a lot to learn 😂
the_bucket_murderer t1_jd1uuj4 wrote
Trans men that are comfortable with referring to their nether regions as that would like to have a word.
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Lieutenant_0bvious t1_jd2mju2 wrote
woosh
the_bucket_murderer t1_jd3mi0u wrote
I got the joke I was making my own.
Brazenasian2 t1_jd1zkrb wrote
You mean 'smashed lasagna'?
Fabulous-Passion3715 t1_jd32uis wrote
Indeed, but many are used to beating around the bush, so they're perfect for finding kitty.
Specialist_Teacher81 t1_jd1fam9 wrote
You beat me too it! Take my upvote and be damned!
zeamp t1_jczfl82 wrote
Grindr
Findr
Jamjazz1 t1_jczlguy wrote
Grindr Findr Tops and bottoms Lost my kitty cat Which one of you Dirty skanks got him?
jayfeather31 t1_jcziwtf wrote
I mean, if it works...
Throwaway08080909070 t1_jczkx6m wrote
My first thought, if he found the cat then it's a brilliant move, not stupid.
root_over_ssh t1_jd0hwya wrote
It's getting attention so I'd say it's working
HungryLikeTheWolf99 t1_jczjcye wrote
Hey, when your pet is lost, you pull out all the stops.
BigOmet t1_jczhck1 wrote
Suuuure. That's why he's on Grindr. It's also why he bought more lube and condoms. You know, to find a cat. They're going to work as hard and as long as it takes to make sure this comes to a good outcome.
jesterinancientcourt t1_jd1rof6 wrote
He was sad about his cat so he wanted to get laid. Coincidentally he found his cat on Grindr.
Whifflepoof t1_jd2lngb wrote
"Surely one of these guys sucking my cock has to have seen my cat"
Ninjacat97 t1_jd0b565 wrote
Okay, but did they find him?
64sweetsour t1_jczx7s1 wrote
First guy in the world to find pussy on Grindr
anotherforeigner t1_jd2bs16 wrote
It's actually the original purpose of Grindr: connecting with strangers who live in the surroundings. It was meant to allow isolated gays to meet other gays in suburban areas to build a community. Then we used it for something else and made it what it is. But this pet owner is the one doing it right.
mudohama t1_jd2d94e wrote
I’ve always used it to meet new friends and it’s great for that, though I think cruising was part of its purpose from day 1, lol
pishposhpoppycock t1_jd03bqu wrote
Of course... even the cats are all bottoms.
forbiddenmemeories t1_jd0nzrt wrote
It had to be Brighton
begaterpillar t1_jd0v7es wrote
modern problems require modern solutions
ironroad18 t1_jd10ss0 wrote
If you can use Grindr to find a cock, why wouldn't this work?
unsupported t1_jd2g7vb wrote
"I swear honey, I was just looking for Whiskers! I'm not gay!"
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BOSS-3000 t1_jd24ymm wrote
Good thing they're not looking for a doggie
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Putrid_Whole_543 t1_jdcpfon wrote
Hi everyone this is my cat I’m so happy to report that she is now home safe :) thank you for sharing this and spreading the word 🎉
Strong-Amphibian-143 t1_jd1knbq wrote
Isn’t Brighton the name of that guy who got caught stealing luggage and wearing women’s clothes?
[deleted] t1_jcznit9 wrote
Better use for it than what it's intended for.
BirdLadyBirdLife t1_jd0i95w wrote
Gay sex prevents abortions, suck a cock for Jesus 💒
OceansCarraway t1_jd0rar6 wrote
Wtf this is based.
[deleted] t1_jd0vy83 wrote
and risk getting an STD from a substance abusing, compulsive liar? No thanks
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jd0w9gp wrote
It's a good argument for why you should stay off grindr
the_karmapolice t1_jd0xddt wrote
Wow.
financialmisconduct t1_jd18ky7 wrote
You literally comment on gay porn subs
[deleted] t1_jd1bat0 wrote
Yeah so? Pornography doesn't expose you to danger from others.
financialmisconduct t1_jd1bis5 wrote
i just find it ironic that you're being overtly homophobic as someone that looks at gay porn
[deleted] t1_jd1bt2u wrote
So other gay men are exempt from criticism, or else that makes me homophobic? It's okay for us to treat each other like shit? You hypocrites love social darwinism.
financialmisconduct t1_jd1c1k8 wrote
Individuals may be subject to criticism, stereotypes however are foolish
[deleted] t1_jd1e5jx wrote
I couldn't care less if Grndr users are offended for the dysfunctional culture they foster. They have no problem out-grouping others
financialmisconduct t1_jd1e8x2 wrote
Keep your hate to yourself, it's weird
[deleted] t1_jd1ecak wrote
eat shit, and die
[deleted] t1_jczjxk5 wrote
When I moved across the country I used Grindr to find a weed plug. Never been offered head after buying weed before. You just don't get that kind of service from straight weed plugs.