Submitted by SYLOH t3_11w6aq1 in nottheonion
InternetPeon t1_jcwlvha wrote
Con men gonna con.
supercyberlurker t1_jcwspa5 wrote
Yeah, from my perspective he never lied about being a con artist.. and like a true con artist, what we thought was the con wasn't the true con. In the end he gets this movie made about him and we're all going "lol but it's fake"... well... yeah? That just proves he's good at being a con artist!
bigbangbilly t1_jcwwh3f wrote
Basically if there was a movie based on this, the sequel is actually a reboot which really highlights the dangers of Orwellian revisionism
IllegibleLedger t1_jd0fj2v wrote
Catch Me If We Have Always Been At War With Eurasia
Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcxkiay wrote
It reminds me of the classic joke:
Did you know that elephants are extremely good at hiding in trees?
>!Well, have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? No? Now you know why!<
throwawayyourfun t1_jcxu6wr wrote
Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? From jumping out of trees.
Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcxua6j wrote
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
>! To hide in cherry trees!<
What is the loudest sound in the savanna?
>! Giraffes eating cherries!<
Remember_Me_Tomorrow t1_jcxvxmr wrote
I almost spit out my food at work
CaIamitea t1_jcy6p0c wrote
As did the giraffe.
picklesTommyPickles t1_jcy3smf wrote
Respectfully stolen from the dad joke YouTube vids?
Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcy43c5 wrote
Pretty sure the joke is much older than YouTube. My father shared with me before YouTube was a thing. We're German, so the joke is probably really fucking old if people across the globe know about it
mawgspawn t1_jczpu9m wrote
My dad’s favorite joke: Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out Forrest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
SelectiveSanity t1_jcylfin wrote
Kind of like how purple makes orks invisible.
Wot, ye gits never seen da purple ork? Exactly.
rood_sandstorm t1_jcx8v4o wrote
And then a few years later he will claim it’s actually all true and you’ve been conned into thinking it was all lies
RockstarAgent t1_jd0gi16 wrote
Wait a minute. You mean contractors are scammers???
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