Submitted by Loud_Adagio2222 t3_11txs83 in nottheonion
New_Stats t1_jclorou wrote
I went into my small, regional bank today to see if the bank was in any danger. They are not, they didn't invest in crypto or anything as risky as SVB invested in, because they aren't fucking mooks. They also have a thing called risk management, because they aren't insane.
sdaciuk t1_jcltevr wrote
But did you check to make sure none of their staff worked remotely on those decisions?
New_Stats t1_jcltlgq wrote
oh shit good point, I didn't even think to ask because it had fuck all to do with it
sdaciuk t1_jcm1wxd wrote
Your mistake, hope your money is OK but it's probably a write-off.
New_Stats t1_jcm2hh5 wrote
no no no , they didn't work from hoooooooooome! They worked in the office even when covid shut everything down :(
TheMightySurtur t1_jcnpgri wrote
Check to see if any are woke drag queens just to be safe.
Eruionmel t1_jcmfjl2 wrote
Omfg 😂
CC-5576-03 t1_jcly856 wrote
SVB didn't invest in crypto, they kept their customer deposits in bonds. The problem was that as interest rates increased their old bonds became worth less. If it hadn't been for the bank run they could have held the bonds to maturity and then they wouldn't have lost any money.
Also a bank will never tell you if they're in danger because they don't want to incite a bank run.
TheManInTheShack t1_jcm1n3l wrote
What most don’t seem to understand is that SVB had plenty of assets. They just didn’t have enough cash on hand and foolishly pre-announced a cash raise which caused the investor to pull out and then a run on the bank.
The reason the US Government is willing to guarantee all depositors is because they know they can find a buyer.
dastardly740 t1_jcmrwm1 wrote
They also appeared to have a significant proportion of their deposits effectively controlled by one person where that individual telling all his portfolio companies to withdraw there deposits was enough to eat up the banks liquidity.
TheManInTheShack t1_jcm1c15 wrote
During the 2008 crisis no credit unions ran into any problems either because they tend to be pretty conservative.
Moccus t1_jcmai5t wrote
SVB wasn't invested in crypto. None of the banks that failed were invested in crypto. They were mostly heavily invested in US Treasury bonds, which in normal circumstances are one of the safest investments in the world.
hamhead t1_jcm2g1l wrote
SVB didn't invest in crypto or in anything particularly risky...
SilasX t1_jcukocj wrote
SVB collapsed because of their long-term Treasury bonds, not their conventionally-risk investments like startups or crypto.
When is this misconception going to die?
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