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pleasedontPM t1_jcfma8s wrote

This man has no shame.

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Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jcfszpg wrote

No shame, no brains, no heart, no soul, just a gaping pit he shovels money into.

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Javamac8 t1_jcgmb1s wrote

You and I both know an indentured servant is doing the shovelling.

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SonOfAhuraMazda t1_jcgt77z wrote

Yeah, how can I get some of that. Ive been doing the right thing my entire life and im poor and miserable.

Id rather be rich and guilty than poor and innocent

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Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jcgu040 wrote

The secret is to be someone who doesn't feel guilt in the first place, who is unburdened by screwing others.

Something tells me that isn't you.

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anticomet t1_jcgyjmf wrote

You're forgetting the "having rich parents" part

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DeeplyTroubledSmurf t1_jcj8vz4 wrote

Get in to strict commission sales and start manipulating! You can usually just straight up lie to people, as long as they sign something in writing while you're chatting them up, they won't actually know what they're agreeing to. You have written proof and get paid, they can't prove you lied.

Taking strict commission usually earns you way more per sale than a salary/commission. When you're at the top of sales for a while you can even negotiate a higher percent of the cut.

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