Submitted by michaelorth t3_11qnn7w in nottheonion
420ligmagooch t1_jc4u7ox wrote
Poop knife is looking more and more like a legitimate option in this fucked up timeline lmao....
Chinlc t1_jc5bujx wrote
You don't wipe your ass with the poop knife dumbo
Nikonbiologist t1_jc5ncqd wrote
That’s how he shaves his ass too
limukala t1_jc9a7h9 wrote
Certainly not more than once
vagueblur901 t1_jc51dp1 wrote
Or the 3 sea shells
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