Submitted by michaelorth t3_11qnn7w in nottheonion
InflamedLiver t1_jc4bmnb wrote
I'd say my bidet is cleaner, but I'm sure there's a study that shows I'm blowing microplastics from the water up my ass so...
Minionz t1_jc55hfe wrote
Once I read about microplastics in my bidet I moved on to 3 sea shells.
RadaMorozova t1_jc5eeqz wrote
How do you use the shells?
nerve_on_a_brain t1_jc5o260 wrote
Haha, he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells. Hahahhaha.. I can see how that would be confusing
[deleted] t1_jc5q62r wrote
So do they like reuse the seashells or what, it's been like twenty years since I've seen it
Ancient-Builder3646 t1_jc5stit wrote
I always use swear words to get me some paper.
[deleted] t1_jccjt5o wrote
Smart man
pellicle_56 t1_jc88yf0 wrote
shh, brother, we are not in that future yet. Our role is only to observe.
SelectiveSanity t1_jc4dj3q wrote
Could always opt for a metal one.
MarcusAurelius0 t1_jc62xwy wrote
If you drink bottled water you are ingesting microplastics.
TKDbeast t1_jc6l20h wrote
Microplastics exist, but they're nowhere near as bad as the initial articles said they were. Here's a quick 4-minute video on it.
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