Submitted by sprlte t3_11n2mlx in nottheonion
x-munk t1_jblijs8 wrote
Reply to comment by Chard069 in Pentagon UFO chief says alien mothership in our solar system possible by sprlte
Fuck Neptune - there, we were all thinking it but nobody had the courage to go out there and say it. Martians are chill af but Neptunians smell like they've been hanging around Uranus. Fucking nerds.
Chard069 t1_jblj8d7 wrote
Grandma told me that Dad was such a weird kid, she thought he must be Martian. Does that make me a Martian-American? Should I report for naturalization?
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