rugbat t1_jbdw4mt wrote on March 8, 2023 at 10:02 AM

I'll bet these were mostly dildoes and vibrators. Ironic that this was one day before International Womens Day and now they are depriving lots of women of a bit of innocent fun.

Sombre_Ombre OP t1_jbeo80s wrote on March 8, 2023 at 2:44 PM

Right? The timing is everything, hardly accidental!

TricksterWolf t1_jbfjori wrote on March 8, 2023 at 6:08 PM

It is unlikely that they consider a woman not requiring a man to be innocent.

Fun fact: it is illegal to own more than three sex toys in Texas, but it is legal to own raccoons there. I guess that's why they call raccoons "dildos of the forest".

rugbat t1_jbg1mao wrote on March 8, 2023 at 8:02 PM

No doubt, it's also fine in Texas to own more than three firearms, though. I've never heard "dildos of the forest" before. 😱

Ahelex t1_jbho8lm wrote on March 9, 2023 at 2:46 AM

The spin-off to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs:

Dildos with a Chance of Rabies

kimunication t1_jcww8de wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:28 AM

You guess? Who the hell has ever said that any animal is a dildo of any forest

TricksterWolf t1_jcwyfzn wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:53 AM

I did, just now. Try to keep up.

hippyengineer t1_jbg60yd wrote on March 8, 2023 at 8:29 PM

This is the first I’m hearing of the forest dildos(that weren’t particularly shaped tree branches).

ThrillSurgeon t1_jbeic9q wrote on March 8, 2023 at 2:01 PM

Taxation without representation.

Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband.

Notacooter473 t1_jbdnk5r wrote on March 8, 2023 at 7:59 AM