Submitted by Any-Sir8872 t3_11lech2 in nottheonion
Comments
ohhhnooo9 t1_jbbym55 wrote
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…. They didn’t stop to think if they should.”
lt118436572 t1_jbflzop wrote
I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring you here to protect me from these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
bstowers t1_jbci4wv wrote
You, sir, unlike 95% of the posters here, understand what the name of this sub means.
Any-Sir8872 OP t1_jbcktqw wrote
thank you! i’ve never posted on this sub before but when i read this headline i thought “this literally sounds like a bit that the onion would do” lol
restore_democracy t1_jbc9fmt wrote
The reveal: They all are.
Martyisruling t1_jbbzn3w wrote
Winner gets child support.
Rosebunse t1_jbc9egp wrote
I can't imagine he can actually afford to pay child supoort.support
Rosebunse t1_jbc9c3o wrote
I'm sure this is just some clever wordplay, maybe a dating show?
Me after I read article and watch video: Dear God why?
SnooPeripherals2455 t1_jbcg12d wrote
Honestly, they should contact Clarence Thomas Samuel alito and Amy coney Barnett to judge this show after all those three are very, very involved in who should be having kids in this country
alforque t1_jbd29if wrote
tl;dr it's a gag teaser.
April 1st is still a month away, Kevin Hart! https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/nick-cannon-whos-having-my-baby-game-show-kevin-hart-1235545865/
TricksterWolf t1_jbfl8c7 wrote
If Nick Cannon ever had to give birth to something he would immediately change his position on birth control.
Theometer1 t1_jbfo089 wrote
Maury, Maury, Maury!
Korean_Sandwich t1_jbg6z86 wrote
Jerry jerry
Korean_Sandwich t1_jbg71oq wrote
or Maury
[deleted] t1_jbc063v wrote
[removed]
AutoModerator t1_jbc06bu wrote
Sorry, but your account is too new to post. Your account needs to be either 2 weeks old or have at least 250 combined link and comment karma. Don't modmail us about this, just wait it out or get more karma.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Blood_Thrash t1_jbc1tuq wrote
Well, that's creepy as fuck.
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_jbd3evf wrote
“ No, really guys, I can’t remember “
fucktrutin t1_jbbz063 wrote
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......
BIH-Marathoner t1_jbbxvde wrote
Alright, it's time for me to log off the internet for today.