>two counts of aggravated driving under the influence

How do you drive a car drunk twice?

Fox Lake. Where a cop embezzled from the youth program and then killed himself. But not before calling in a black guy who sent the chicago area law enforcement into a panic looking for something that didn't exist.

My favorite incident from that whole fiasco was one night, live on the news, someone's helicopter spotted some heat in the middle of a corn field....

Pretty sure every single cop in illinois and wisconsin responded and it turned out to be an electrical transformer. God they're dumb.