Submitted by kangarooturd t3_11i0ycd in nottheonion
MrNavinJohnson t1_jaw2jw6 wrote
I got bored halfway through. Can someone tell me if she was able to keep her cow?
WimpyLimpet t1_jaw31zh wrote
>Dr. Calf (The cow) has since been relocated to a "government rehabilitation farm" outside of Moscow, says Day. "He's safe," she assures NPR.
>She's transferred power of attorney to Russian animal activist friends and made arrangements to pay for Dr. Calf's continued care.
restore_democracy t1_jawat1n wrote
I don’t think that cow is even a real doctor.
tryingtodefendhim t1_jawp3mv wrote
I called Moscow and was granted an interview with this "Dr. Cow". I asked which medical school Dr. Cow attended. The response I recieved: "Mooo"
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_jaw3a50 wrote
So, it's dead.
MrNavinJohnson t1_jaw3vhx wrote
Ah. Thats too bad.
GrandmaPoses t1_jazccfg wrote
Sadly the cow fell from a ninth floor window in an apparent suicide.
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