Submitted by JAlbert653 t3_127w0v8 in nottheonion
Comments
smeijer87 t1_jeg4xnp wrote
I've been looking for a dumber phone as well, but there are 3 or 4 apps I really need to get along with life.
Think
- banking app to pay bills,
- government authenticator app to file taxes and other govt stuff,
- authenticator app to login at websites,
- optionally WhatsApp for family business
The last one I can replace with sms if needed.
If a phone like those classic nokia remakes would run on android, and let me install those 3 apps, I'd switch in a heartbeat. They may even be highly overpriced.
Psychological_Ant488 t1_jeg5qer wrote
Is that what I think it is? Is it the old fashioned, indestructible, always dependable NOKIA? Hell yeah!!!
Edit: that's the first cell phone I ever had in '97.
saltycrewneck t1_jeg6ssq wrote
Something with email would be all I need. The nokia ui on one I tried was never updated so just always froze. Not many options to be half connected so to speak.
King_ofHarts t1_jeg8ays wrote
Time is a flat circle
TriFolk t1_jeg9rvn wrote
Who calls anymore?
Dicky_Penisburg t1_jeghrm7 wrote
Honestly, good for them.
Dry_Lettuce4960 t1_jegi65e wrote
Circle is a flat time
Wojtas_ t1_jegin6q wrote
Anything running KaiOS really. Messenger, WhatsApp, emails, even Google Maps, but on a 2,5-3,5 inch screen, controlled with a T9 keyboard. Seriously considered one of those.
Skripka t1_jegj6hb wrote
Work and bill collectors
Illogical_Fallacy t1_jegr91x wrote
It's all Jeremy Bearimy.
SodaPop6548 t1_jegrzsk wrote
That dot over the āiā broke me. That broke me!
anengineerandacat t1_jegtytp wrote
Yeah... definitely will be dumbing down the smart phone for the lil one when it comes time to giving them one.
Internet Browser, Texting app, Phone app, Email app, Camera app, and that's about it.
No YouTube, No Facebook, No Instagram, No TikTok or anything similar to these apps.
I know even giving the browser might be much but in my own youth it was a great resource and I'll likely blacklist a whole host of sites if I can.
Seen plenty of kids with devices from friends & family and none of them seem honestly for the better for it; most have horrific attitudes or generally just struggle with some form of anxiety issue when the device is taken away.
Making the device utilitarian should help to prevent such behavior from occurring instead of allowing it to be an entertainment delivery mechanism.
Lodigus t1_jegufcq wrote
IT expert from Generation X here. I hardly ever use my phone for phone-related purposes. I view it as a portable computer.
compuwiza1 t1_jegw2kq wrote
I used to make jokes about The Senior Phone. It would have big buttons, clearly marked places to put it to your ear and mouth, and would be only a phone, not a computer. It was no joke anymore when Motorola introduced the Jitterbug. It seems like they were onto something.
Tensor3 t1_jegwe84 wrote
There are no partially smart phones capable of browsing the web but not browsing to facebook/youtube. Any "dumb" phone wont be able to do email/web.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jegz3cf wrote
Maybe find a phone without a camera as well.
strawberries6 t1_jeh3vb1 wrote
That's a step too far for me, but I deleted Reddit and Twitter from my phone, and that's been really helpful. I found them way too distracting and even addicting.
It's easier to limit my social media time on a computer vs on a phone that's attached to me all day long.
MightyBTOG t1_jeh4ezy wrote
Good, we should all be doing this
Copywrites t1_jeg4r6x wrote
I was hanging out with some friends and their kids.
They love Mighty Morphin power rangers, 2D Zelda, and tamagotchi. What's old is truly new.