Submitted by SelectiveSanity t3_11gcs21 in nottheonion
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cdistefa t1_jao2c4o wrote
In this situation, the best reward for the kid is anonymity
DangerStranger138 t1_jao40nu wrote
>^(Officials from several agencies were searching Friday in Williamsburg for Tina Hicks, 45. Williamsburg is a small city of about 5,300 about 100 miles southeast of Lexington.)
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>^(Whitley County sheriff’s deputies, Williamsburg police and Kentucky State Police were trying to serve Hicks with “multiple outstanding warrants for her arrest,” the sheriff’s office said.)
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>^(No adult family members were willing to say whether or not Hicks was in the house, the sheriff's office said.)
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>^(Deputies found Hicks there, and she was served with) ^(two outstanding Whitley County circuit indictment warrants charging her with possession of meth and drug paraphernalia)^(, as well as four other outstanding district court warrants.)
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>^(The sheriff’s office said the child was visiting family and did not live at the home.)
44035 t1_jao47ni wrote
No one likes a snitch, Tyler.
Bodhicai t1_jao58wy wrote
Kids say the damndest things
alwaysZenryoku t1_jaon45n wrote
Snitches get stitches!
XXIII_FIN t1_jaood31 wrote
Snitches get stitches
Spork-in-Your-Rye t1_jaooxof wrote
He’s a snitch! Lmao
Virata t1_jaoqh2s wrote
"That’s when the toddler “stood up, put his hands on his hips, and stated ‘It is good to be honest … we shouldn’t lie, she is inside the room next to the bathroom!'"
Gottem
JasonEAltMTG t1_jaoqway wrote
Narc
Jeoh t1_jaork0q wrote
Poor parenting, raising a snitch
--zaxell-- t1_jaoruzd wrote
All part of his elaborate plan to drive out the competition, so he can take over the Williamsburg meth scene.
blazinrumraisin t1_jaos6xe wrote
"Ze are here, under ze floorboards, yes? All you have to do is point. We will take care of the rest"
SelectiveSanity OP t1_jaoul7a wrote
Oh god. This barely potty trained rugrat is going to grow up to be a Doogie Howser version of Walter White!
Turtle-power2021 t1_jaoxz4h wrote
Also ice cream
Dillweed999 t1_jaoz2ln wrote
And then everybody clapped
nearfantastica00 t1_jap16rc wrote
yeah that is absolutely not what the kid said.
I question the validity of the whole thing.
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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jap3r0x wrote
anonymity and cookies
Kraphtuos968 t1_jap4q6z wrote
Unfortunately the child doesn't understand that drug laws are unethical
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calliatom t1_jap5jss wrote
So? With that wording it sounds like the kid was a relative of the fugitive. Whom everyone else in the family was lying to protect.
Stickysocks182 t1_jap5s2g wrote
Kind of a cringe move to put your hands on your hips and say a line that an anime character would say.
Duffman66CMU t1_jap64fp wrote
As they say in Gregor, the Overlander, “courage only counts when you can count.”
Hellioning t1_jap6ryu wrote
Darn narcs.
SlothInATrenchCoat t1_jap8bcs wrote
Hey, this is my hometown, and not a surprising headline at all. Lol
Original_Telephone_2 t1_japb2cw wrote
I've been teaching my kid since birth to not trust cops.
Apollo_Frost80 t1_japgz9i wrote
I guess this kid’s never read Great Expectations. Pick up a book once in a while, toddler!
spidermans_mom t1_japibgb wrote
Not a bad band name
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Several_Emphasis_434 t1_japkfdo wrote
What happens when your needs the help of the police? This is sad!
SirReginaldTitsworth t1_japkh6v wrote
Snitches aren’t worth any baskets
alucard_shmalucard t1_japqodg wrote
ill call a crack head. they'll do it for a 20 and a McDonald's sprite faster than cops can
Duffman66CMU t1_japr08l wrote
Not Harry Potter, this one has bats.
THE-ARTIST-T t1_japrqaa wrote
It's possible to live a life that doesn't require the help of the police. There are other options.
macchareen t1_japs5bk wrote
Unless a grownup said it to the kid and it made an impression. The hands on hips makes me think the kid may be mimicking someone.
SirReginaldTitsworth t1_japsvp6 wrote
My sibling in Christ that is a Gregor the overlander reference. The bug people?
Duffman66CMU t1_japtgv6 wrote
It’s been too long for me, then. I’ll have to re-read!
gordongortrell t1_japu276 wrote
Snitch
Brewing_Tea t1_japw9l0 wrote
Bake him away, toys!
... just do what the kid says
KayakerMel t1_japx9ul wrote
Yeah, the "It's good to be honest we shouldn't lie" sounds like something right out of children's educational programming. If it wasn't on TV, it's the type of things preschool covers. Although it makes me think the toddler had to be at least 3 or 4 years old to do such a speech.
DaveOJ12 t1_japxed2 wrote
That's ridiculous.
MayOrMayNotBePie t1_japxzj3 wrote
Wow snitchhhh lol
Snaz5 t1_japyfiw wrote
Toddler boutta learn real early that snitches get stitches
Shine_Bolt t1_jaq0xar wrote
Possible, but not that dependent on what you do. I mean sure there are plenty of things that will make crime more likely to happen to you. And you can decline to ask for anyone's help in any situation, but the whole thing about violent crimes is that they are things done to you, completely against your will.
Sure, you can go off the grid, live on island so remote there aren't even reptiles to invade your space. You'll reduce the probability of being victimized by a living organism to effectively zero, but that doesn't sound like "other options" on how to live that sounds like an "other option".
Perhaps what I should be asking what you mean by not requiring "the help of the police." Nobody except the dependents of police officers really depend on the police day to day, or even yearly. Perhaps, maybe once a decade over 50% of people will have called the cops once to report something stolen or a possible gunshot.
602Zoo t1_jaq4dc0 wrote
Omg I thought you were joking. Yeah I'm sure the fucking toddler said all that with her hands on her hips.
TOKERFACE4207 t1_jaq5fk3 wrote
damn bro lost hide and seek to a toddler
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NateGarro t1_jaqagcu wrote
And we all know what happens to snitches.
thiscouldbemassive t1_jaqceug wrote
His parents drilled him to be honest. There is no way a toddler could understand his parents were massive hypocrites and only meant honest with them and not the police.
This kid isn't brave. He's not mature enough to understand the consequences of his actions. He literally thought telling the truth would lead to nothing but a pat on the head.
AlexHimself t1_jaqfmvl wrote
Nah. The kid was with family, probably all having a good time. The girl is probably is a meth addict who lives at the home but that doesn't mean everyone in the family knew. Police show up and then ask if she's there and everybody says they don't know. The toddler did his thing and they said thanks. Probably no freak out or anything.
Plus kids at that age don't really understand and would probably gloss over it. There's no mention of violence or resisting or there would have been charges. There's no obstruction charges either, so the rest of the family didn't do anything by not cooperating worthy of charges.
PG8GT t1_jaqkfrj wrote
Go with the actual line in the movie, "You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?"
You get more love that way.
Original_Telephone_2 t1_jaqmnot wrote
Why would I need someone to come and shoot my dog??
The_FuckworkOrange t1_jaqr6il wrote
Yeah high-chair-berg!
Several_Emphasis_434 t1_jarbpc4 wrote
Where did you get that from? That didn’t come from me.
Original_Telephone_2 t1_jarikdg wrote
That's what cops do. They show up hours after they're called, if that, and then they shoot your dog because they feel like it and can get away with it.
aishik-10x t1_jars7u4 wrote
A very Pokémon move
mouse6502 t1_jas17jb wrote
And right after, shouted "GET A LAWYER!"
That young toddler's name.. Gene Takovic
Firm_Transportation3 t1_jas3vbl wrote
No one in Kentucky talks that properly.
TheStaplergun t1_jao0c13 wrote
Article says they think there’s no repercussions. There likely will be for the poor kid. Hopefully not but these situations are never good. Kids just don’t understand complex situations like that.