Submitted by someonee404 t3_11g2ul1 in nottheonion
I_am_Guy_Incognito t1_jamcuwh wrote
How hardcore a criminal do you have to be to be in the scented candle theft ring?
“Hi, I’m Terry. I like macrame, Clean Cotton scent and my two cats. Oh…and murder.”
elevenminutesago t1_jap3v4g wrote
The large metal top tumblers go for $34 each on Yankee Candle's website. 3 candles and is $100 worth of merchandise. That's a quick and easy way to rack up larceny charges.
sonbarington t1_jaq3j9v wrote
How else do you cover up the stench of murder?? With ocean breeze scent candles of course!
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