Submitted by geekman20 t3_127vxmq in nottheonion
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DJWGibson t1_jeghhm3 wrote
Take my upvote you monster.
DJWGibson t1_jeghqgr wrote
>her arm caught fire as flames engulfed the building - and then she fell through the floor into a vat of liquid chocolate. The dark liquid extinguished her blazing arm, but Patricia Borges wound up breaking her collarbone and both of her heels. She would spend the next nine hours screaming for help and waiting for rescue
Yes.
Hilarious.
Ha. Ha.
:|
great_auks t1_jeg2geo wrote
"Eyewitnesses report that an entire village of Oompa-Loompas was wiped out in the blast"
TahoeLT t1_jeg3l2u wrote
What in the Willy Wonka is going on around here?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jeg8v0e wrote
"The Cadbury's eggsplosion would always be remembered as a dark and bitter day with chunks of hazelnut."
halfbakedpizzapie t1_jegdttf wrote
Chocolate two-face!
Roundaboutsix t1_jeg8gaq wrote
Food industry accidents are no joke. My Irish Great grandfather’s brother fell into a vat at the Guinness brewery and drowned. His wife asked her priest if the old guy had suffered. “Gosh and be-gory, no,” he said. “Witnesses reported he climbed out twice to use the mens’ room!”