GogglesPisano t1_jahg3jv wrote
Nothing to see here, just carrying a bag of meat onto an airplane, as you do.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jahhb5t wrote
bUt wAs iT HUMAN mEaT?!
rednazgo t1_jaihe2k wrote
You take one bite of delicious human meat, and no other meat every satisfies you again
theguineapigssong t1_jaituxs wrote
Maybe he had a rumbly in his tummy that only hands could satisfy
Tarkcanis t1_jajdmd1 wrote
Caaaaaarrrrrrl!!!
Sonof8Bits t1_jalureb wrote
*that only Hans could satisfy
scooter-maniac t1_jait7y4 wrote
We don't want to know his name!
rednazgo t1_jaiz5rk wrote
Oooooh, i wanted to eat that lady so bad!
Truckerontherun t1_jakqmps wrote
His bologna has a first name, it's O - S - C - A - R
Warm_Bunch_4514 t1_jajyjmu wrote
"HEY!!......we got monkey."
LogicalHeart6094 t1_jamj6e9 wrote
🙈🙉🙊😋
loneranger07 t1_jajle9s wrote
We called it... Long Pig!
MoonManMooner t1_jak1e3t wrote
(Pecks at sandwich)
sigmatrophic t1_jakwf0r wrote
I was in India and I smelled burning bodies... I would not say that it's not a good smell and something deep inside me said that something was very wrong with that smell
taizzle71 t1_jakvbof wrote
In the 90s my grandma froze some beef and packed literal pounds of it into my bags and told me to take it home. I didn't think twice and when I landed the beef had melted and fucking blood is dripping all over the place. Like I'm painting the floor red as I drag it. I duno how no one stopped me but that shit won't pass anymore.
-DC71- t1_jajcwen wrote
"Listen, I'm not going to eat it on the plane. That'd be weird.
I'll eat it when I've landed and I'm safely in the airport toilet."
Verstrata t1_jajth5e wrote
You joke, but my dads friend always take a bucket of fried chicken as his carryon
darkMOM4 t1_jal0lr6 wrote
A vulture tried to take road kill on a plane, but he was told sorry, no carrion.
AcanthaceaeJolly4741 t1_jaliruw wrote
That's hot
_ovidius t1_jajs4f8 wrote
Always used to carry a few packets of bacon on flights abroad. Nothing wrong with that.
GogglesPisano t1_jamj8ve wrote
Provided you don't also bring pancakes.
PetePensieve t1_jam0jk5 wrote
Still better than plane food.
Kurbitsims t1_janysrm wrote
Well, if you have seen Border Security: Australia, you know that people bring all kinds of food in their luggage, like there is no food in the country they’re visiting 😅
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