Submitted by Cbsandifer t3_11f1srv in nottheonion
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GumpsDrillSargeant t1_jahcafj wrote
Scentence
DrunkOnInfinity t1_jahczle wrote
chef's kiss
HarryHacker42 t1_jail5s2 wrote
They were really putting an effort into stealing, burning the candle at both ends.
PhyterNL t1_jah4tga wrote
Investigators simply followed the scent of vanilla, rose and lavender.
jjnefx t1_jahc9tc wrote
I smell a rat. A blueberry cheesecake scented rat.
HarryHacker42 t1_jaikmh9 wrote
Some person pointed out that real thieves NEVER take your scented candles, because they are a waste of money and have 0 resale value. The idea of specializing in shoplifting them seems really, really stupid.
Fluid_Mulberry394 t1_jahadlc wrote
I smell a rat here.
Eis_ber t1_jahmh19 wrote
What were they planning to do, make Franken candles?
DrunkOnInfinity t1_jahaed0 wrote
Presumably they'll get a light sentence