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InternetPeon t1_jaf7ac7 wrote

If Adam Sandler doesn’t make a movie about this I will be truly disappointed.

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Manfrenjensenjen t1_jafce8e wrote

Forget him, it’s the grouchy green motherfucker who hangs out in trash cans you need to worry about.

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Mrs_Magooo t1_jafc9t7 wrote

Cookie Monster just hasn’t been himself since he went on his forced veggie diet. You’re not you when you’re hungry.

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SilasX t1_jaihcaw wrote

“Don’t you sheep realize that Big Ag has been on a century-long campaign to convince Americans there’s nothing wrong with heavy consumption of sugars?!?”

‘Cookie Monster, you’re not you when you’re hungry. Have a snickers.’

“C is for cookie and that’s good enough for me!”

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XueShiLong t1_jafaw1i wrote

if he harasses people on the Santa Cruz Wharf, he'll end up swimming home.

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boogermike t1_jafeonc wrote

Dude. Have a Snickers(doodle)

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Dr-Retz t1_jafl6ul wrote

Well,now I have to.

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