Submitted by cornerzcan t3_110y7wr in nottheonion
He fired two shots and drilled 2 holes in his marked police vehicle. But he missed the caribou.
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Grouchy_Ad4351 t1_j8bvg7g wrote
While standing over the body I am sure the officer would claim the beast was resisting arrest...
MrZero3229 t1_j8bxqsi wrote
Sprinkle some crack on him!
fastrthnu t1_j8bzscj wrote
"the"
ElectroFlannelGore t1_j8c0zsk wrote
#THE
Caribou State University
avatinfernus t1_j8c3ldk wrote
How do you shoot at a caribou and wind up hitting your own car?
ChanThe4th t1_j8caazt wrote
Give him the job back and fire all the roided out creeps that ask young girls for favors to get out of tickets.
Vanguard100216 t1_j8ci1de wrote
I assume he didn't get out, maybe?
PM_ME_ASS_OR_GRASS t1_j8e2omf wrote
Not sure, but you'd better try again to find out
ListersLament t1_j8e607j wrote
Always read RCMP as RedHotChilliPeppers - every. Damn. Time!
ballpoint169 t1_j8e87n3 wrote
people read my RHCP hoodie as something relating to child porn
MeanGreanHare t1_j8e968q wrote
Get another hoodie.
Party-Application-20 t1_j8fp131 wrote
Thank god he missed the caribou, apparently Canada only has one!
ListersLament t1_j8hvp69 wrote
Good lord!!
cornerzcan OP t1_j8npdlw wrote
If you rest most carbine rifles on your hood, the sights are an inch or so above the muzzle, so the round can strike the hood even if the sights see a clear shot.
avatinfernus t1_j8o3zj3 wrote
Oh my lol.
InflamedLiver t1_j8bu7k0 wrote
Even Canadian police incompetence is kind of adorable