Submitted by Zap478 t3_110sjue in nottheonion
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Frankenmuppet t1_j8awlcq wrote
I likely never would have known that Salva Kiir, the President of South Sudan, wet himself in public if only Salva Kiir hadn't arrested journalists afterward
pichael288 t1_j8bcqx6 wrote
So sad what happened to Frankenmuppet. Shot himself in the head while falling off the roof of his apartment building while overdosing on sleeping pills. rest in peace guy.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j8bsoxl wrote
I thought that only happened in Russia?
beaucephus t1_j8c2umk wrote
In Russia people accidentally fall out of windows after shooting themselves in the head twice with a rifle and then make sure to lock the window from the inside after they jump.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j8fuoqf wrote
Ah, my mistake, thanks for the clarification.
TheNotNiceAccount t1_j8erzby wrote
Reminds me of this brilliant scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcIvo6H-rqQ
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count023 t1_j8cjzyg wrote
ah, so thats who his name is. And he wet himself you say? and he's the president of South Sudan no less. I must watch this video for no other reason than it appears to be important enough to be denied viewing by the subject.
reverendjesus t1_j8axyrx wrote
Twitter is blocking the story lol
ArenjiTheLootGod t1_j8bnlu3 wrote
Elmo never met an authoritarian whose dick he didn't want to suck.
Safety_Drance t1_j8awm6r wrote
As an aside, it's so silly seeing world leaders in cowboy hats.
It's such an American cultural thing that it's really hard to take them seriously. I'd be way more interested in why they decided to wear that hat than anything they have to say about peeing themselves.
DanFuckingSchneider t1_j8azjhw wrote
Would you be surprised to learn that it was a gift from George W. Bush? Because I think it just makes it funnier
DingleHopperXX t1_j8boy7g wrote
Lmao of course. Prob gave tons of people cowboy hats
Standalone2 t1_j8bp746 wrote
I think this photo and the video where he wet himself are from different events. Also wearing of hats is still common in Africa (maybe indoors is bad form though). This is a repost by the way.
Safety_Drance t1_j8bq4pv wrote
> I think this photo and the video where he wet himself are from different events. Also wearing of hats is still common in Africa
I'm super interested in your thought process on posting this comment. Like he wet himself but didn't have a hat on? The dictator to hat/urine economy is a bit of a mystery to us in the western world.
wicklowdave t1_j8axosf wrote
when you were in school did you never learn the difference between 'then' and 'than'?
Safety_Drance t1_j8azp2c wrote
How were you at talking to other people? Was that a subject you were strong in?
wicklowdave t1_j8b11zb wrote
lol what? That has nothing to do with the question I asked.
Did you go to one of those tragically underfunded schools in Alabama or Tennessee?
Safety_Drance t1_j8b1mo5 wrote
> lol what? That has nothing to do with the question I asked.
Are you sure about that?
wicklowdave t1_j8b32m6 wrote
Pretty certain.
Whatever the case, 'then' refers to a point in time. 'Than' is used to compare things. It's pretty fundamental knowledge in English.
I'm sorry your teachers failed you.
Safety_Drance t1_j8b445s wrote
You are a bully. You were looking for some way to harass someone and if it hadn't been me it would have been someone else. Now you have my eyes on you and awareness that you exist.
wicklowdave t1_j8b6c8r wrote
> Now you have my eyes on you
lol.
> looking for some way to harass someone
No, it's more that I get triggered by ostensibly smart comments betraying themselves by their failures in grammar and still expecting to be taken seriously.
But moving on - I've shared some knowledge that hopefully you'll take on board. My work is done here.
Safety_Drance t1_j8b8ytz wrote
> No, it's more that I get triggered by ostensibly smart comments betraying themselves by their failures in grammar and still expecting to be taken seriously.
No, you're in this now. Because my accidental misspelling of a word where we both understood the context and meaning triggered you to the point of EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT A PERSON MISSPLEED A WQORD1!
wicklowdave t1_j8b9p5f wrote
it wasn't an accident though. It couldn't have been.
Safety_Drance t1_j8baaqo wrote
> It couldn't have been.
Please elaborate on that thought.
wicklowdave t1_j8bbzrx wrote
No, you don't call the shots in this one. I told you a while ago my work was done. You're not interesting enough to bother any more time with.
Safety_Drance t1_j8bdm5h wrote
>I told you a while ago my work was done.
I have no idea who you are. I am a very inclusive person and if you want to talk about shit that's going on with you I'm tote's down. I would certainly appreciate not spreading completely nonsensical bullshit about me, but if you need to do that to feel good about yourself then you do you!
passinghere t1_j8b2hsf wrote
You could have simply pointed out the typo instead of insulting the person by suggesting they never learnt the difference.
There's a vast difference between making a typo and not understand the difference between 2 words and you instantly jump to insulting them instead of simply taking it as a typo and being polite about it
wicklowdave t1_j8b3asi wrote
It wasn't a typo.
designer_farts t1_j8aw3fx wrote
Zap478 OP t1_j8ayq35 wrote
I would piss myself too hearing a national anthem that bad
GetlostMaps t1_j8b8pjv wrote
This story is older than a Utah bridle party.
MansfromDaVinci t1_j8cacd8 wrote
you have parties for horse headgear in Utah?
Chardradio t1_j8c943p wrote
Good ol' piss-pants
Hippobu2 t1_j8cmcb6 wrote
Is that the hat Bush gave him?
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tlokjock t1_j8axhrr wrote
Looks like he was caught with his pants down!
Tejon_Melero t1_j8bmvvn wrote
Do me a favor. Is this the nation that Manute Bol spent all his money to build?
Who are the baddies here? Is this a religious conflict that created a humanitarian crisis, or more?
Forever_Overthinking t1_j8cfpoq wrote
Yeah, I find it really hard to keep track of this stuff. Here's a protip I've been using for a couple years now.
The baddies are the ones arresting journalists for reporting things that happened.
Tejon_Melero t1_j8cfvkn wrote
Safe bet for pee pants. Is pee pants a cover story to smear the right side? Should we all be mocking a pissed pants new dictator?
Did I misread a huge figure struggle to free his people to get to this? Is this all propaganda?
I'm betting this is a huge religious and tribal war I have no business commenting on and has limited coverage because of reasons
Forever_Overthinking t1_j8fhyfk wrote
>has limited coverage because of reasons
Reason 1) The president arrests journalists.
reverendjesus t1_j8axxn4 wrote
likeasirjohn t1_j8as8wt wrote
This is not the full story! There was a seventh journalist who "got the shot" and made the whole event look very appealing and hella sexy. These other six should be excecuted for their failures...ok, end scene..everything I have said here is an uninformed lie.
InternetPeon t1_j8ar83u wrote
Streisand effect fully engaged.